Granted. What you can't do now is to NOT have tea, since everybody is now violently force-fed tea at regular intervals by a malevolent race of space invaders called the Venus Tea Tyrants, who have come to Earth to thoroughly crush our spirits and prove their supremacy through the dialect of tea.
I wish we weren't all enslaved by yet another species of hostile alien beings (as if we didn't have enough with the Jupiter Moon Martians and the Space Egyptians already...)