Corrupt-a-Wish

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Offline Lucinda

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #3015 on: October 07, 2024, 00:42:23 »
Granted, two seats in front of you there is a screaming baby.

I wish I could have an excellent time when I go to the spa on Wednesday.
Rome wasn't built in a day.

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« Reply #3016 on: October 09, 2024, 04:35:37 »
Granted! You have a really nice time when you go to the spa but when you're at the spa it kind of sucks.

I wish to stop sleeping so much.

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Offline Polana

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« Reply #3017 on: October 09, 2024, 14:55:21 »
Granted. Enjoy all the side effects of insomnia because now you can't sleep even if you want to.

I wish I were able to come up with better wish corruptions.

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« Reply #3018 on: October 09, 2024, 16:18:04 »
Granted, two seats in front of you there is a screaming baby.

Uncanny...


Granted. However, all of our wishes start coming true. As you deploy your incredible, subtle and inventive corruptions, you're inevitably bringing misfortune and misery upon the lives of your friends.

I wish Polana's incredible corruptions were less subtle so that the rest of us would notice that they're coming true and stop making wishes.
« Last Edit: October 14, 2024, 16:02:29 by Talps »

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« Reply #3019 on: October 18, 2024, 21:37:48 »
Granted. We all stop but because no one makes wishes the wish energy builds up and goes critical, resulting in a black hole that engulfs Earth.

I wish we could make wishes without worrying about wish energy.

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« Reply #3020 on: October 18, 2024, 22:45:29 »
Granted. We all become bunch of nihilists who don't care about anything and especially not about the black hole engulfing Earth because of wish energy.

I wish that the wish energy build up can be used  by mankind somehow so it won't go critical and form black hole.

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« Reply #3021 on: October 21, 2024, 15:58:04 »
Granted, wish energy can be used to generate electricity, making it a fantastic source of cheap, renewable energy. However, the world's oil companies deliberately supress the development of wish-energy based power technology in order to protect their vast fortunes, meaning that black hole is still building... (The energy can be used, but it isn't being used.)

I wish the world's oil tycoons would be less greedy and short-sighted.

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« Reply #3022 on: October 24, 2024, 20:13:08 »
Granted. They're slightly less greedy (but not enough to allow use of wish energy) and have perfect eyesight now.

I wish that oil tycoons and other people suppressing use of wish energy all had Christmas carol style epiphany and used their fortunes to support use of wish energy afterwards.

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« Reply #3023 on: November 03, 2024, 22:22:39 »
Granted, they have a beautiful epiphany and alternative energy sources such as electricity, hydropower and wish energy proliferate throughout Earth. Unfortunately, nothing is done about microplastics in the water.

I wish my landlady would hurry up and replace my dishwasher already.
Rome wasn't built in a day.

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« Reply #3024 on: November 04, 2024, 03:22:34 »
Granted. The first time you try to use it you discover it's full of microplastic.

I wish I knew why I was feeling so anxious lately.

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« Reply #3025 on: November 05, 2024, 17:37:01 »
Granted. Climate change. Pollution. The threat of nuclear war. Other wars. The American election. Political corruption, malpractice and incompetence. The growing economic imbalance. Existential dread. Bad drivers. Forgetting where you put your shoes. Microplastics.

Take your pick. :sad:


I wish for everything to be ok in the end.

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« Reply #3026 on: Yesterday at 16:54:36 »
Granted. At the heat death of the universe everything will be okay.

I wish I hadn't cut my finger pretty badly.

("Bad drivers" made me think of computer drivers and that's funnier so I'm pretending that's what you meant  X-P)