Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2880 on: September 09, 2023, 21:41:14 »
Granted. Your boots are slightly less stiff but each one at different times.

I wish my sheet fit my bed.

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« Reply #2881 on: September 11, 2023, 22:17:07 »
Granted. It miraculously changed colour and pattern to something you really hate.

I wish my mother stopped adding zucchini into every meal she makes.

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« Reply #2882 on: September 11, 2023, 23:50:21 »
Granted. She instead adds enormous quantities of tabasco sauce to every meal she makes.

I wish for a hug.

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« Reply #2883 on: October 21, 2023, 16:17:13 »
Granted. An animal you're allergic to now has its forelegs around your neck, and refuses to let go.

I wish for a metal pipe that always makes this exact sound when you drop it or hit something with it.

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« Reply #2884 on: October 22, 2023, 01:05:22 »
Granted! It is too big to actually pick up so you cannot drop it or hit something with it.

I wish it wasn't getting cold already.

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« Reply #2885 on: October 22, 2023, 02:11:39 »
Granted. Global warming accelerates. Droughts, fires, mass extinctions, huzzah!

I wish we as a species could pull ourselves together and stop pumping our atmosphere with greenhouse gasses.

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« Reply #2886 on: October 31, 2023, 22:06:39 »
Granted. Current local wars escalate to ugly nuclear ending that reduces human civilization back to the stone age so the production of greenhouse gases is reduced as well.

I wish there was one more bathroom in my family's home.

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« Reply #2887 on: November 08, 2023, 23:35:21 »
Granted. There is now one more bathroom but every other room has been removed. Enjoy your house that is just a bunch of bathrooms.

I wish I didn't have to go to the store.

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« Reply #2888 on: November 09, 2023, 00:31:55 »
Granted. You now live in the store, in a tent in the back room. Also, you now work in the store too. You never have to go there again, since you never have to leave.

I wish my favourite t-shirt automatically cleaned itself every night, so that it's always fresh every morning.

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« Reply #2889 on: November 15, 2023, 18:31:47 »
Granted. Your favourite T shirt somehow cleans itself but all your socks remain dirty and smelly no matter what you do and even if you buy new pair it immediatelly starts to smell.

I wish people respected I don't like phone calls and sent me mails or texts about stuff that doesn't need to be done immediatelly instead.

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« Reply #2890 on: November 19, 2023, 01:17:28 »
Me too Granted. Your phone never works again though.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

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« Reply #2891 on: November 19, 2023, 02:15:46 »
Granted. The Earth is moved to the centre of the sun, where the temperature is about 15,000,000oC.

I wish I could be bothered to go out and get a nice coffee.

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« Reply #2892 on: November 19, 2023, 20:39:13 »
Granted. Someone replaced all your furniture with jam sandwiches while you were sleeping which attracted loads of ants to your place. Because the ants bother you a lot and you need to go buy cleaning supplies, insekticide and new furniture anyway you may as well get a nice coffee while you are out.

I wish I haven't forgot to turn the page of my calendar on Monday because I almost missed another picture of cool train.

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« Reply #2893 on: January 13, 2024, 03:17:50 »
Granted. You didn't forget to the page on Monday. You forgot on Sunday.

I wish I'd remembered my tea sooner so it was still hot.

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« Reply #2894 on: January 16, 2024, 01:50:18 »
Granted, you remembered it when it was still boiling hot. Then you forgot it again.

I wish for a week's holiday from work.