Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it's un-granted because you didn't do my with. Ditto to my earlier post!

Granted. What file did you mean, anyway?

(meanwhile, on Pluto, you have access to the school file thingies)


I wish for everything to perfectly rhyme,
and c'mon, please, don't make this a crime.

Granted, but here, you go and see,
Aliens dislike rhymes by you and me.
As they descend from the heavens above,
They obliterate our vocal cords, showing no love.


I wish that I could stop this rhyme,
otherwise I'll lose valuable...time?

Granted,you recive heart attack,
you die and cant live back.
at least in heaven you dont rhyme,
but everything now is color lime.

I wish that i could play a roblox game for more than two minutes without losing the connection.

Granted, but now you get so addicted that you no longer have a life.

I wish my dog didn't get bit on the leg by some other dog. 

Granted. You got bit instead.

I wish people stopped using those internet sig thingys.

granted, so they pirated a crap load of programs to make a sig

i wish my pillow could talk

Granted, however, it now talks all night and keeps you up.

I wish to like beans.

granted, but you ate so much that you farted 50 tonnes of gas in the air causing a nuclear holocaust

I wish niffchat wasnt so lonely

granted, but you ate so much that you farted 50 tonnes of gas in the air causing a nuclear holocaust

I wish niffchat wasnt so lonely

Granted. You now get to converse with spa mbo ts. =D (Don't know if that word would attract them. )

I wish that "teenhmifnoeafgil" was an actual word.

Granted, it is a very Vulgar curse word, and you'll get arrested for saying it. Your parents are very mad taht you invented the Vulgariest Curse. You are put to- GEDDAN!

I wish I could understand Geddan.

Teenhmifnoeafgil was invented by KG.

Uh... PP... Exp HP clearly said:

Try not to start off-topic discussions.  I have seen this especially happen a lot when someone contests the validity of how somebody corrupted thier wish.  For instance, if you say "I wish it was 70 degrees outside" and somebody responds "Granted.  Your thermostat is now stuck at 70 degrees.  Kelvin, that is," you may be tempted to point out that your wish was for it to be 70 degrees outside (you also might be tempted to point out that there's no such thing as "degrees Kelvin").  But don't.

Granted, it is a very Vulgar curse word, and you'll get arrested for saying it. Your parents are very mad taht you invented the Vulgariest Curse. You are put to- GEDDAN!

I wish I could understand Geddan.

granted but I cant thing of any clever ideas to corrupt that wish

I wish I could corrupt a wish

Invalid: You already can.

I wish spambots didn't exist.