Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but they can also bring you back.

I wish buying a flat could be really, really easy.

Granted. But living in it will become your worst nightmare.

I wish Juni was real.

Graned. She is pretty pissed about all the hard or even lunatic levels, levels where she's unhappy and levels that are just plain bad, so she goes on killing spree, murdering anyone who ever made any Knytt level and forcing her victims to make  peaceful enviromental levels where she can live peacefully just before she murders them. She is nearly unstoppable, because she somehow activated cheat mode in real life and she is coming for all of us.

I wish for new pair of glasses that would look the same like the old one.

Granted, but right before you get them, you get a big scratch on the old pair, which is carried over to the new pair so that they look exactly the same.

I wish for someone to protect me from Juni!

Granted. A police officer knocks on your door and arrests you for some crime you did not commit, but they had some weird leads that placed you on the crimescene. As a result, you get a jail sentence of 25 years and are locked behind bars. But on a positive note, you are now very well protected from Juni.

I wish I owned a piece of land with enough funds and all rights to construct a house that I have in my mind with 2 floors, where the top floor is the livingroom, encaged fully in glass but the option to block it and very good airconditioning and all bedroom stuff on the bottom floor as I don't need that much glass there anyway, giving a great view when I'm in the living room and have guests over.

Granted, but you don't have enough funds to add a kitchen or bathroom.

I wish humans were completely incapable of malice towards other humans.

Granted. This one guy called Enrique feels great pain and discomfort whenever he learns that anyone has moved. Thus, no-one can move anymore.

I wish that Enrique guy weren't such a tool.

Granted: he isn't a tool; he has a genuine medical condition which he can't be held responsible for. It's not like he asked for it.

I wish they hadn't stopped making my favourite ice-cream.

Granted. They start to make it again but to cut costs, certain key ingredient is replaced by crushed cockroaches. It tastes the same but it's uncomfortably crunchy now.

I wish I had any idea what to wish now.

Granted but someone corrupts it.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

Granted: you lose the ability to feel any physical sensation, good or bad.

I wish we could get another fun chain of linked wishes going.

Granted but it'll make me wish for something stupid.

I wish for something stupid.

Granted. You accidentally sit on this fork (in case the link no longer functions, it's useless fork made of two pieces of metal connected with chain) and you can keep it as a compensation for damage of your pants.

I wish for something stupider I would get in even more stupid way.

Granted. You accidentally sit on a comically large spoon, and as a direct result, you now have a non-zero amount of knowledge of what it's like to sit on a comically large spoon.

I wish for something stupiderer that i'd get in an even more stupider way.

Granted; you visit London and, while walking around, accidentally trip over and knock the Prime Minister out of the way of a bus. For saving his life, he pledges his loyalty to you.

I wish for something sensible that I could get in a sensible way.