Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. Since checkpoints are now nothing more than a "quality-of-life" thing, including them is rather low-priority and not thought of by most developers.

I wish Nifflas would make one of those top-down nerdy puzzle-action games, like Chip's Challenge.

Granted. He makes a game like that, and a pretty darn good one to boot! Too bad he never releases it...

I wish Knytt Stories ++ was developed and released!

Granted! It's a one room game with no editor where as soon as you give input says "You lose".

I wish I had something to eat.

Granted! But it took me a year to find something to eat so I starved to death.

I wish someone would revive this game.

Granted, but you receive a tempban of 1 second for being a spammer, necromancer and what else not.

I wish that for the duration of a whole month, everyone who lied would have their noses grow, like pinokkio.

Granted, but since it's spelled Pinocchio over here, I had to find someone else to make people's noises grow like, and his nose didn't grow in relation to dishonesty.

I wish for a burrito.

Granted. You open your fridge the next morning, and find a burrito from whatever the British equivalent of Taco Bell is... and it never heats up just right!

I wish Pentavo Mapmaker wasn't a prick.

Granted. Everyone else is, though.

I wish the cat hadn't broken one of my favourite mugs.

Granted, a guest (remember those?) broke your favourite mug before your cat could get around to it.

I wish Corona viruses would magically stop mutating.

Granted! Coronaviruses stop mutating entirely. However, to fill the gap, every other virus now mutates at an accelerated rate. They're all deadly.

I wish I could get more work done.

Granted. You now work for 20 different companies at the same time, but you get a speed bonus of 1% so you work slightly faster, thus getting more work done.


I wish everyone in the world who has less than 4000$ cash magically gets 4000$ and no one but them knows about it.

Granted; since not many people keep $4000 worth of cash outside the bank, nearly everyone in the world gets the money. For many people the foreign currency is useless; there are plenty of poor people in the world with no access to banking or currency exchange. Despite this, the sudden increase in currency in the world, without any increase in capital to back it, causes a global economic crash - $4000 times 7 billion people is not a small amount of money. Creating more money without capital only lowers its value. Runaway inflation takes hold throughout the world. The end result, combined with the effects of COVID-19 on the global economy, is the largest financial crisis in history. Eventually someone finds this forum post, and soon the entire media is declaring you the cause.


I wish I had a little more self-confidence.

Granted. Tomorrow, you put slightly more creamer in your coffee than you'd be comfortable admitting. As a result from living so drastically on the edge, you enter an awesomeness-induced coma.

I wish I didn't, like, suck, and all that.

Granted. You are banned from facebook and after your mouth drops on the floor from amasement, you realize you can no longer like and without having a mouth, sucking is not possible either. Yay.

I wish I had a motivation/energy boosting pill. A pill that when taken boost both your energy and motivation, so you can actually get stuff done when you have some time available, instead of being exhausted due to all the work you've already done.

Granted. But it's one of those pills you have to take with food, and you have to grind it up beforehand, which is a little inconvenient. You'll definitely get around to taking it soon; maybe not today, though...
I wish my Un-Epic contest submission would magically complete itself.