Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2445 on: September 10, 2019, 14:54:31 »
Granted, Knytt Stories 2 is released. But! But but but. It doesn't feature a level editor nor any support for user-generated content at all. Instead, all the levels are predefined and need to be purchased from the game's own online shop for $20 each. The only one that's free is "Xeia Remastered - No Save Points edition".

I wish I could turn into a ball :a1: at will and just roll to get to places. I don't like walking, y'see.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2446 on: September 10, 2019, 21:30:09 »
Granted. Problem is, you transform into an actually normal ball, and not one with eyes and a mouth. There's also the minor detail that transforming into a ball is a process that takes about two hours, in the middle of which you're an abomination with rubber skin and no mouth. You also have to shed your internal organs, muscle fibers, and bodily fluids. And it activates whenever you even think about round objects. Even more horrifically, you do gain clothes when you transform back from ball to human, but they're extremely tacky clothes that would make passersby think you were a disco star who just stepped out of a cryogenic capsule and/or a social reject who stole the contents of a bargain bin thinking they were valuable fashion items and/or a bumbling dork who can't dress himself and/or a nifforum user (gasp!) and/or all of those at once. Oh, and while you were reading this paragraph, I stole your car.

I wish something that cannot backfire and has an objectively positive effect.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2447 on: September 12, 2019, 19:25:19 »
Granted: I get a pay-rise. Thanks!

I wish someone (other than me) would make the ending cutscene for the LPChip-themed community level that's been preying on my mind for years now.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2448 on: September 12, 2019, 22:53:54 »
Granted, I make the damn thing myself so it gets finished finally... but because I make something that is supposed to be a surprise for MEEEEEE, I ruin the surprise... Oh bummer...

I wish I could open a door in my body and let any unwanted feelings or emotions out and possibly even put pleasant feelings or emotions back.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2449 on: September 14, 2019, 12:51:58 »
You may choose one from the following!

Spoiler: Option A (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Option B (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Option C (click to show/hide)

I wish I had a pet dragon! Preferably one that won't set me on fire nor bite off my face.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2450 on: September 14, 2019, 23:41:09 »
Granted; you are transported to a magical fantasy land where you are an evil wizard with a pet dragon. All the power and tyranny is fun right now but all those pesky heroes just won't leave you alone... and it'll only take one to get lucky.


I wish one of those brave local heroes would get lucky and bring an end to the oppressive dominion of the dread wizard, Evil Lord Vegetal Gibber.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2451 on: September 16, 2019, 04:57:25 »
Granted. But upon making your wish, it comes to your attention that the heroes of the tomatoey kingdom have all passed away or moved a few states over, and its current inhabitants are too chickenshtick to even dream about fighting an evil wizard monarch. Unfazed, you grab your best white shiny sword and set out to slay VG yourself. This is what happened next.

I wish for a pony!
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2452 on: September 16, 2019, 19:27:25 »
This is what happened next.

Oh man, you corrupted my wish by making it a million times more awesome than I could have ever imagined!  :whoa: 8D C)p


Um, er, I only posted to say that... oh snap... uh...
...Granted... but... you... get... diabetes?

Diabetes of... the... PANCREAS!!!

(That's... um... that's the worst kind, by the way...)

Oh, and... your pony has a horn which makes everyone think it's a unicorn and every time you take it anywhere you are hounded by scores of little girls!!

(Phew.)


I wish for, um, soup? Yeah. Mushroom soup!


(Seriously, thank you: day = made! :hiddenstar:)
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2453 on: Today at 00:23:18 »
This is what happened next.
(Seriously, thank you: day = made! :hiddenstar:)
Glad you enjoyed it! This level was made purely on impulse, although maybe subconsciously I was trying to spoof Dragon Myth. If I'm feeling extra impulsive, I might even make a sequel (Vegetal Gibber vs Talps). And maybe LPChip 100 Star Level will be out by then, and people will actually understand the spoilery jokes in the original. :P

I wish for, um, soup? Yeah. Mushroom soup!
Granted. But since you failed to specify how much soup you wanted, and where, I'm afraid it might be time to get in the fallout shelter before the storm crashes down, and maybe bring enough supplies to last you three months. No problem, I'm sure the people you're bunking with will be friendly enough. Let's see... Kleptomaniac Kelly, the Zodiac Killer, guy who breathes and exhales mustard gas... wonderful people, really.

I wish a large generic wad of cash would suddenly appear right in front of me that I can do whatever I want with.
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