Corrupt-a-Wish

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Offline canteven

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2400 on: August 03, 2017, 01:55:21 »
Granted. One day, you're walking in your dark bedroom trying to find a light switch, when you phase through the wall and impale yourself on a talking toast. Slide whistles are played at your funeral.

I wish this place had slightly more people.

I use the name "ncrecc" on other forums.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2401 on: August 04, 2017, 01:22:14 »
Granted, but you're crushed to death as the crowd suddenly rushed for the exit doors.

I wish I wasn't enchanted by certain person.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2402 on: August 14, 2017, 03:53:51 »
Granted. The "Immunity to pizza" enchantment that a certain person (which may or may not be the one you're referring to) had casted on you a long time ago for some reason wears off. Now you're back to being deadly vulnerable to pizza and can never eat it again, which sucks big time.

I wish I could send e-mails to the past.
Some KS levels by me:

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2403 on: August 31, 2017, 12:52:10 »
Granted. Unfortunately, nobody has a computer in the year 1423.

I wish I could turn invisible.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2404 on: September 06, 2017, 04:19:28 »
Granted, you are suddenly hit by a truck as you're trying to cross the road.

I wish my employer didn't dismissing me from work today >(.
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“Oh heart, if one should say to you that the soul perishes like the body, answer that the flower withers, but the seed remains.” ~ Khalil Gibran

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2405 on: September 11, 2017, 02:01:35 »
Granted. Instead, you were appointed as the new CEO! Unfortunately, you soon discover that the company is drowning in debt and that the previous CEO has fled to a foreign country to avoid taking responsibility, leaving you to handle everything.

(also, sorry that happened :( )

I wish I had one of those expensive VR goggles. I want to try them, but there's just no way I'm spending 300€+ on those.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2406 on: September 11, 2017, 14:13:03 »
Granted. But the first time you put them on, it fuse to your face The Mask style.

I wish I had $1,000,000$ dollars USD.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2407 on: September 11, 2017, 16:22:34 »
Granted. The whole amount is paid to you with $10,000 bills. However, $500 bills suddenly became the only valid currency.

I wish I could turn my left arm into a spinning yellow fork made of uranium.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2408 on: September 12, 2017, 05:16:25 »
Granted. But you must also turn your right arm into a spinning blue fork made of radium.

I wish I knew when I was in a dream, and furthermore choose when to wake up.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2409 on: September 12, 2017, 05:44:11 »
Granted, but your dreams are all gibberish and the whole experience is actually rather disappointing.

I wish I didn't have to wait a week to find out if I'm going to lose my job.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2410 on: September 12, 2017, 06:33:52 »
Granted. You're fired instantly.
I hope everything goes good for you irl though

I wish my sore throat didn't hurt like hell.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2411 on: September 12, 2017, 06:50:38 »
Granted. Now it hurts like purgatory.

I wish I was really bad at cooking, to the point where food can be used as weapons.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2412 on: September 12, 2017, 07:23:33 »
I wish I could turn my left arm into a spinning yellow fork made of uranium.
Granted. But you must also turn your right arm into a spinning blue fork made of radium.
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I wish I was really bad at cooking, to the point where food can be used as weapons.
Granted, but you're physically incapable of eating anything that's been cooked by someone else.

I wish i wasn't terrible at making custom Knytt Stories tilesets.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2413 on: September 12, 2017, 22:38:03 »
You aren't! However, no matter how hard you try, none of the tilesets you draw with your new unique style matches the look of your gradients and OCOs at all, so you end up having to redesign them all from scratch.

I wish there was a sequel to Knytt Underground called Knytt Underground Stories, focused mainly on user-generated content and featuring a powerful but easy to use level editor.
Some KS levels by me:

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« Reply #2414 on: September 13, 2017, 01:55:31 »
Granted, but Knytt Stories didn't exist anymore to balance it out and its levels are prohibited.

I wish people didn't tell me what I should do or how I should behave. They pursue their own self-interests only and that's annoying.
Finished levels:
(my first try)

“Oh heart, if one should say to you that the soul perishes like the body, answer that the flower withers, but the seed remains.” ~ Khalil Gibran

R.I.P. Pavel Chekov