Granted. The timeline is altered to reflect the fact that you answered that call. It was a really persuasive telemarketer trying to sell you a bunch of stuff you didn't really need. Unfortunately for you (and your wallet), he succeeded. But hey, on the plus side, if you ever need to make exactly one and a half toast at the same time, you now have the necessary tool for that!
I wish I had a pair of AA batteries that lasted forever.