Corrupt-a-Wish

It did! ...For someone else! Your day was awful!


I wish it wasn't after midnight so that I would have time to release 'Dragon Myth' before bed. Now I'm not gonna have time 'til Tuesday! Darn! How annoying!
(That's right! It's done! Expect release later this week! )

Wish granted!  It's now slightly before midnight, and you're exhausted.  Too tired to release Dragon Myth, even!

I wish I wasn't so lazy about making one simple animation that I could just finish this CO and get the ball rolling for the final stage of Deep Freeze's production.

(You're not the only one who's dangerously close to release!)

Granted. You're now incredibly lazy about everything else involving Deep Freeze and as such will never release the level. Meaning all of your hard work was for naught.

I wish I my new computer case didn't have a window, causing the light from the mb to keep me awake at night.

Granted, your computer case doesn't have a window. It has a door. The rams who live inside your computer use it to get in and out. You have to feed them grass to make the computer work and they chew all your furniture when you're not at home.


I wish I was friends with the moon.

Granted. The moon suddenly became your best friend and thus started pulling you toward itself. The Earth's gravity slowly lets you go and you leave the atmosphere. You die because of extreme temperature variations and lack of oxygen.

I wish I was ready for the miracle.

Granted! You're now ready for it. Too bad it's already over.

I wish I no longer required sleep.

Granted. You turn into a shark. It's pretty cool but everyone's scared of you now.

I wish my country hadn't voted to leave the EU.

Granted! They voted to kick you out instead.

I wish I had gotten Skyrim sooner.

Granted! They voted to kick you out instead.

I wish I had gotten Skyrim sooner.

Granted. You played it to death years ago and now you can't get any enjoyment out of it.

I wish to bring back Lake Bonneville.

Granted; you become a renowned geologist, ecologist and so on and write a paper about why we should restore Lake Bonneville. Your government is swayed by your arguments and agrees to dam the pass that let the water run out all those years ago. Due to the time that has passed this proves far more complicated than was anticipated and soon all the budget runs out. Because of this, you are given the job of bringing back the lake, from the sea, one bucket at a time. By foot.

Don't take too long, OK? Time's a-waistin' friend.


I wish for two more hours' sleep.

I wish for two more hours' sleep.

You get that!  Plus 18 additional hours.  Your body is incredibly stiff, and you are insanely drowsy.

I wish we had air conditioning in this house!

Granted. The doorbell rings. A delivery is delivered, which is a brand new airconditioning system. The tech guys install it. Reason: You've won a prize. (or anyone in the house really)

After it is installed, you turn it on, and it starts to cool the house pretty nice. The delivery guys/mechanics leave and you enjoy the airconditioning for a bit. 10 minutes later, the doorball is rang again. Same guys. There was a mistake and this new airconditioning system was not meant for you but for the neighbours. They take it away again. Because you or your family did not mention you could not possibly have won this as you never participate in anything that can win anything, they quickly take it out, leave all the holes open and its up to you to fix them. As a result, the outside warmth gets in pretty quickly and now, indoor its even hotter than it was before.



Given that I actually do have A/C in my house, I wish it was hotter outside.

Granted! It's now the Planck temperature.

I wish I didn't have to make this phone call.

Granted, but you'll have to make every other phone call that will ever be made from now on.

I wish it was physically impossible to use the word "literally" to mean "figuratively".

GRANTED! GRANTED GRANTED GRANTED!
Um, but now, um... you stub your toe getting out of bed and it's literally agonising.


I wish my belly muscles weren't so sore from struggling to get in and out of and get dressed on a terrible camp-bed in a tiny tent.