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Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2265 on: July 31, 2015, 23:54:08 »
Granted. Due to the immense pressure from all gamers towards VALVe for requesting to make Half Life 3, they finally cave in and release Half Life 3. You buy it for the full price of 55$. You download all the content of 16 gigabyte. You fire up the game, and you see gordon freeman movie of 3 minutes. When you finally get control of gordon freeman and you move 1 inch forward, a "you win" screen appears, and the credits come. Congrats, you finished Half Life 3.


I wish upcoming tuesday the weather is going to be really warm. Say... 30 degrees celsius.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2266 on: August 01, 2015, 19:37:39 »
Granted, but only in the United States.

I wish I was a captain of a large ship (like Titanic or such). I love water although I can't swim :D.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2267 on: August 01, 2015, 21:52:29 »
Granted. You are captain of a "Ship shipping ship shipping ship shipping ships". (I just had to!)

I wish creative would've released the windows 10 drivers already so my soundcard works.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2268 on: August 05, 2015, 20:47:20 »
Granted, but the first release of the driver is so incredibly buggy the system hangs up when you try to play anything longer than 1 second of audio.

I wish I had posted a clever and interesting wish instead of this lame attempt.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2269 on: August 05, 2015, 21:52:52 »
Granted. Then you lose internet for 3 months before you can post it. By then, you don't remember what it was.

I wish for more...
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2270 on: August 06, 2015, 13:11:42 »
Granted. You get more poop. Now, ten minutes you need to go to the toilet to let it out.


I wish for strength and vitality.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2271 on: August 06, 2015, 17:43:04 »
Granted; you have a combat-oriented role-playing character.


I wish my imagination was more visual.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2272 on: August 06, 2015, 19:00:26 »
Wish granted, but you have lack of intelligence due to changes in your mind. You are dependent on the help of others for the rest of your life.

I wish I did exercise more often.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2273 on: August 06, 2015, 20:23:36 »
Granted. You have delegated one additional day to exercise. Every Leap Day you will do another routine. Fitness, here we come!

I wish for the power!
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Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky. Tell us that your lover is the sky. When you do that, we won't believe you. We won't believe you because saying so makes no sense, but we'll see a meaning. We'll see a meaning.

The other thing is the ability to be remembered. Love anything.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2274 on: August 07, 2015, 16:52:05 »
Granted; you have the Power of Voodoo. All it grants you is participation in that 'You remind me of the man' routine.


I wish getting a hair cut didn't make my clothes so itchy.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2275 on: August 07, 2015, 20:48:51 »
Granted. Your barber now insists that you get your haircut with no clothes on. Problem solved.  :oops:

I wish for the other power.
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Things to remember when writing figures of speech and sound:
The power of poetry comes from the ability to defy logic. Defy logic often.

Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky. Tell us that your lover is the sky. When you do that, we won't believe you. We won't believe you because saying so makes no sense, but we'll see a meaning. We'll see a meaning.

The other thing is the ability to be remembered. Love anything.

Love anything
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2276 on: August 08, 2015, 17:13:51 »
Granted, but your power is unstable so you will be eliminated by secret agents as soon as possible.

I wish for heavy rain and thunderstorms next week.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2277 on: August 08, 2015, 22:35:48 »
Granted. A new storm is created starting next week. It'll rain anvils and flashes as they collide. When they hit the ground its devastating, levelling cities etc. Its really heavy rain.

I wish I could get rid of all my garbage without having to go trough all kinds of hastles such as sorting, collecting it into small packages and/or bring it away to garbage disposal centers.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2278 on: August 09, 2015, 02:09:43 »
Granted. From now on, whenever you say the phrase "correct horse battery staple", all garbage in your house will disappear. Oh, and everything that isn't garbage will disappear too, because reasons.

I wish video capture cards were called "LP chips".
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2279 on: August 09, 2015, 04:31:15 »
Granted, but now LPChip goes by the username 'Video Capture Card'. Nice work breaking it, hero.

I wish for a pair of pants the size of New Mexico.
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Things to remember when writing figures of speech and sound:
The power of poetry comes from the ability to defy logic. Defy logic often.

Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky. Tell us that your lover is the sky. When you do that, we won't believe you. We won't believe you because saying so makes no sense, but we'll see a meaning. We'll see a meaning.

The other thing is the ability to be remembered. Love anything.

Love anything
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