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Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1905 on: February 06, 2014, 16:12:44 »
Granted. The 20 euro was a temporary discount price anyway. Its now back to 399 euro for a logo.

I wish it was summer already.
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« Reply #1906 on: February 06, 2014, 18:44:36 »
Granted. Winter will be in June instead.

I wish I could drive a car.
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« Reply #1907 on: February 06, 2014, 20:56:52 »
Granted. You know how to drive; now you need a car and a licence.

I wish I didn't get pain in my wrists from playing KS.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1908 on: February 07, 2014, 09:49:45 »
You can never play KS again, therefore saving you from the wrist-pain.

I wish this week hadn't seemed so long.
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« Reply #1909 on: February 07, 2014, 14:17:48 »
Granted. The past is changed so that you fell into a coma on Monday.

I wish I didn't have eating disorders.
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« Reply #1910 on: February 07, 2014, 16:03:28 »
Granted. Everyone else has the same problem as you, so it is normal now, not a disorder.

I wish there was a magical hole in the clouds above my house so that it was always sunny here and I could always see the stars at night.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1911 on: February 07, 2014, 16:19:11 »
Granted. It is overlapped with small ozone depletion just above your house, so you can't enjoy sunshine safely.
I wish I got some fresh new idea about what I wish for.
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« Reply #1912 on: February 07, 2014, 19:12:12 »
Granted. Your head is full of new ideas, resulting in that you are not able to concentrate on anything else.

I wish Spongebob was real.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1913 on: February 07, 2014, 19:29:01 »
Granted, but that thing in fiction where supernatural things get captured and experimented on by government agents happens to him. He doesn't survive.

I wish the Android app Clean Master didn't become an obnoxious attention-whoring pile of spam with the recent update.
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« Reply #1914 on: February 08, 2014, 05:23:29 »
Granted. Now Clean Master just gives you house-cleaning tips. (They're not very good.)

I wish there was a Martian colony already!
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1915 on: February 08, 2014, 12:35:30 »
There is a Martian colony of Martians; they're aiming a death-ray at the Earth.

I wish we had a death-ray to aim at the Martians!
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1916 on: February 08, 2014, 13:44:18 »
Granted, but you accidentally aim it at the sun.

I wish i didn't slightly screw up the drawing i put in my signature.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1917 on: February 08, 2014, 16:04:17 »
Granted. You screwed it up so badly that you swore never to draw again.

I wish more lecturers enforced quiet in lectures.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1918 on: February 08, 2014, 17:39:49 »
Granted. No one speaks - even the lecturers.

I wish they repaired water main today and not on Monday so we could take a bath, wash hair, wash the dishes, etc.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1919 on: February 09, 2014, 21:49:59 »
Granted. They will start repairing it at 22:00 in the evening on Sunday, after whole weekend without running water and totally driving mad everyone who needs to get up early on Monday because of all that noise.

I wish I could fly like Superman.
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