Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You get Gloomy Sunday.

I wish more Super Mario Bros. X episodes were made. ("Episodes" being the equivalent of Knytt Stories' levels.)

Granted. These episodes are done, but it's only a copy of Nifflas' levels.

I wish the French letter "ch" was pronounced as "ch" in English (for example in word change), not as "k".

The pronounciation is officially changed, but no one actually changes how they speak it.

I wish I'd not left out any important details when I took the minutes of the meeting I was in last week.

Granted, but the way you worded those details is subpar.

I wish Knytt Underground's Steam emoticons actually had anything to do with Knytt Underground.

Granted. Knytt Underground is no longer a game, but only a chatroom.

I wish I knew where this lemonade is made.

Granted. You now know. You also have the song stuck in your head for the next three months.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Granted. The corruption is soooo boring that it makes you to abandon this game.
I wish smileys on this forum weren't violet.

Granted; they're yellow now. Their facial features are the exact same shade of yellow, though.

I wish i didn't like Knytt Underground's level 4 Steam badge more than the level 5 one.

Granted. You now hate them both. Pity you got them tattooed on your cheeks!

I wish to be able to draw well.

Granted. But nobody likes your pictures at all.

I wish I was back in 2008.

Granted. You are now stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque time loop consisting of the worst span of fifteen consecutive minutes that you experienced in 2008. 

I wish I could detect bugs in code as though the cause of the bug were highlighted in an otherwise ordinary display / printout of the code and an explanatory note were attached.

Granted, but people notice your bug-fixing skills and everyone asks you to fix their code.

I wish Sinnedtragedy98's videos didn't have those rather scary moments.

Granted, now it's all unbearable fluff and sunshine that tastes like diabetes.

I wish SoundCloud would register my e-mail and not acting like it doesn't exist. 

Granted. Your personal details are taken from SoundCloud by hackers.

I wish I could beat the eye challenge in Exquisite Knorpse 2.

Granted, but...

If you meant a challenge to get the eye: The eye turns out to be completely useless. That thing you thought needed an eye was actually a really difficult challenge.
If you meant a challenge involving the eye: The challenge leads to that picture of the guy mooning the camera. (How accurate was that statement?)

I wish those websites were you can allegedly make a logo "for free" didn't charge 20 euros for a logo.