Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. The members of the KS forums have pleasant official holidays/religious festivals. The members of Nifflas' Support Forum, however, don't.

I wish making levels in Super Mario Bros. X wasn't such a chore.

Granted. You can make amazing levels in SMB but they will ban this game.

I wish I was coordinator of something even if I haven't specific properties.

It's funny because the developer of SMBX actually got a cease and desist. Or so we're told.

Granted, but you fail miserably due to not having those properties.

I wish that cease and desist thing i mentioned never happened.

Granted. Nintendo went out of business instead.

I wish I had eidetic memory.

Granted; you keep it in a jar on your desk.

I wish there was less greed in the world.

Granted. Macroscopic life on Earth becomes extinct.

I wish I could read five times faster than I currently do without loss of ability to remember what I have read.

Granted. It allows you to read five times more than you did before. Soon, your see worse and worse and you become almos blind and unable to read.

I wish I did not suck so bad at drawing cutscenes.

Granted. You are now awesome in drawing cutscenes. And you become better and better at it too. Unfortunately the better you become at it, the more time it takes you to make a single cutscene. You could make one quicker, but the result is just not upto your standards, so you dislike it. As a result, after your 5th cutscene, it takes you already up to 3 days to make a cutscene, and you have barely time to do anything else. By your 20th cutscene, it takes you about 2 weeks, where it comes to the point that you just don't like to make cutscenes anymore. People start hating you for not wanting to make cutscenes.

I wish I was the best in playing Command and Conquer Generals (so I can beat a friend of mine )

Granted. You have become a master tactician, able to utilize your resources with perfect timing and budgeting to snatch victory from even the direst claws of defeat. Soon you are victorious in the game against even world-class strategists; your name makes world news; people wonder if your skill can be taught. Eventually the fame goes to your head; you gather together a small band of rebels and use your uncanny strategic skills to plot an overthrow of your government. Unfortunately, real life is not like the video game, and your rebellion is quickly squashed. Your hubris becomes the subject of many a derisive joke, and you are soon forgotten.

I wish Santa Claus was real.

Granted. He takes presents instead of giving them.

I wish I had this book.

Granted. You are on a rocky beach with the book and have no idea where you are or how to get back home. Hope you brought your wallet, at least.

I wish for infinite wishes.

You have infinite wishes; unfortunately, they're all due for corruption.

I wish this wish would not be granted.

I'm sorry talps, but due to a technical error I just read: I wish I had a banana. Granted, but when you peel the skin, little spiders come out.

I wish the goverment would organise massive firework shows on new years day instead of letting amatures do it. Not only will it look much better, its so much safer.

Hows that for a corruption, Talps? I couldn't think of anything else because you set a paradox there.

Granted, but the fireworks shows get delayed like a Valve game.

That's an actual problem where i live.

I wish i was an admin on the TF2 Jailbreak server i play on. It needs more admins.

Granted. All the other admins are so happy to have another admin on board that they all take simultaneous long vacations to the Bahamas. Trying to administrate the server all by yourself soon drives you bananas.

I wish I could take a long vacation to the Bahamas.