Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You will make another, even worse, mistake tomorrow.
I wish for new keyboard.

Granted, but it's the Dvorak layout.

I wish no one would ever find out that, on a Minecraft server i'm playing on, i built our faction base in the void area above the Nether.

Granted. So far no one have found out, and *poof* that entire area you build months on, is now gone, so no one will find out about it.


I wish I had owned a Yike bike.

Granted, but you take it on a test drive first and you end up crashing it and have to pay $5,000 for a broken Yike bike. Yikes!

I wish that I lived in Europe.

Guess what: A few hours after i posted that wish about my faction base, some little kids found it, set up their base next to ours, and now our base acually is gone like LPChip said.

Granted; you live in Albania now.

I wish i had a genuine macuahuitl.

Granted, but you accidentily injure yourself. A lot. And have to spend a lot of time in a hospital bed. 

I wish my right hand fingers didn't hurt so that I could play bass with them.

You can't feel anything past your elbow. Your nerves have all died. For a while, you retain control over your arm and can play bass without the sensation of touch, but eventually your entire arm goes numb (and limp) permanently.

I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.

You have one. It fell on the floor and a dog licked it.

I wish I knew whether or not to get the train to work tomorrow, or get a lift home with someone which will mean getting home really late.

You get a moment of clarity in which all problems seem to align perfectly, and you make your choice based on it. When you finally come to work, you realise you had taken the day off, so the trip was for nothing.

I wish I knew if this girl likes me.

Granted. You would know if she liked you. She doesn't. That's why you're unsure.

I wish I was done with this paper that I'm writing.

You are done with the paper. It tasted deliciously.

I wish for more crisps!

You have 2 more crisps.

I wish for more tea.

Granted. *poof* you're now a waitress on a congress with 5000 people. Your job is to clean the tables of this "tea" party. Your job is to collect the left-overs.

I wish it was 10 degrees hotter outside.

Granted. It is now 10 degrees Farenheit hotter outside but 20 degrees centigrade colder inside.

I wish I'd brushed my teeth earlier today.

Granted. You lay awake until four in the morning, despite strong sleeping pills, and eventually decided to get up. The pills took effect as you brushed your teeth and you woke up in a puddle of saliva.

I wish for a Skycat, free maintenance and fueling for my Skycat, and somewhere to store it. I plan to use it as a mobile home.