Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. But you can't post it in this thread since it's against the game rules. 

I wish I could stop posting in this thread for today.

Quote from: LPChip on October 05, 2013, 14:39:13

(good luck corrupting that )

Quote from: Exp HP on December 06, 2009, 21:14:59

The goal isn't to make a "foolproof" wish that is impossible to corrupt.  Not only do such wishes have the potential to ruin the game, but they also tend to be quite bland, both in the wish itself and in how its corrupted.  Believe me, it's nothing we all haven't seen before.

Well, besides that:

Granted. The next poster wishes a car would suddenly appear exactly where you are, and telefrag you.

I wish a car would suddenly appear exactly where LPChip is, and telefrag him.

I wouldn't have posted this if I didn't knew of a way to corrupt it. My "good luck corrupting it" was more ment to encourage people to think about it, rather than just quickly post something that doesn't work well. You did a good job corrupting it. About the same as I thought of.

Granted, but you are so hyperactive that you run around everywhere breaking things (and also your bones).

I wish that I could think a wish that can't be corruptible, ever.

Granted, but I've also corrupted your short-term memory. So the moment you thought of that wish, you already forgot what it was. Aw....


I wish it would rain green rain instead of transparent rain.

Granted, but it starts raining really hard and you don't notice the green alien sneaking up behind with his lazer gun. *Zap*.

I wish that I could own a city.

Granted.  You now own City 17.

I wish to fly a giant peach.

Klamrisk, lpchip missed yours, so... your hands fell off, so you can't post here today.

Fubaka, you fly your peach all over the world, until it rots and you have to abandon peach. You get stranded on a desert island and have to eat your own socks to survive.


I wish I didn't still have to print a dozen letters to clients.

Granted. You now have to post two dozen letters to clients.

I wish that I could teleport.

Granted. But only you can teleport. You can't bring friends along with you, and as a side effect, you cannot teleport any materials with you either. So when you teleport to any location, you'll be stripped naked. No clothes, no watch, no glasses if you were those. To initiate teleport you just have to think of a place and *poof* you are sent there naked. As a result, you accidentally teleport to the middle of town being naked with lots of people around you who start laughing at you.


I wish Steam Groups would allow chatting to other members directly when your group goes over 50 members.

Granted; Valve is now working on this upgrade and will release it in the next few weeks... honest.


I wish I could play Dungeons and Dragons more than once a week.

Granted, but since you play it 24/7, you don't have any time for anything else.... including food.

I wish that I had a huge six-pack.

Granted. You bought a huge six-pack of cement.

I wish they would not block the only good connection to my work for 2 weeks so I have to take this big detour.


Talps, awesome corruption. True VALVe like

Granted. They block the road for 2 weeks and half an hour.

I wish Knytt Underground was available on Steam right now.

Granted; the huge rush of people racing to download it causes Steam to crash; it'll take them a few days to get it running again and in the meantime everyone knows its your fault for making that wish.

I wish I'd spoken to the pretty girl who sat next to me in the train station on my way home today.

Granted. You told her about your hemorrhoids and tried to turn the fact that you have to sit on a special pillow into a pick-up line. She asked you which train you were going to be taking and intentionally avoided it. You never see her again.

I wish that I had a twin.

Granted, you now have an evil twin. Time to become an action hero and save the world.

I wish I didn't get so frustrated while making very hard jumps for my KS level.

Granted. You delete your KS level and from now on, somehow you cannot think of ways to even make hard jumps, so all your levels have easy jumps now.

I wish I wasn't so stupid yesterday and made this rookie mistake.