Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but everyone who used it made it look so bad that it put you to shame.

I wish a could be a dinosaur.

Granted. *poof* you are extinct.

I wish I wasn't so dumb to make this stupid mistake on my latest portal2 map (where I republished it without all the mechanics in place so that you can just flip the switch and go to th exit, bypassing all puzzles... LOL


@Fubaka: awesome corruption

Granted. You forgot to put the switch in the map altogether.

I wish Tablecat spoke in haikus instead.

Boom. He now speaks only Japanese and no one can understand him.

I wish I was better at drawing tilesets.

Granted. You are great in making tilesets now, but the stories of your levels sucks.
I wish for some biscuits.

Granted. Recieve your moldy biscuits.

I wish my bicycle wasn't broken.

Boom; your bicycle no longer exists (and therefore isn't broken anymore).

I wish I hadn't bashed my head on a sign when I dodged out of the way of a spider's web while walking to work this morning.

Granted. Instead you have bashed your head into a police officer. He was not really that happy with his broken nose, and took your offense seriously. So you were arrested and put in jail  until the matters could sort out.

I wish I didn't feel sick right now.

Granted. You feel well immediately, followed by feeling sick for the rest of your life.

I wish I had mad skills at everything.

You have mad skills at dying in horrible, horrible ways! Sorry!

I wish I could find my 'The Killers' CD...

Granted, you've found it! It's on that pedistal in the middle of that one room filled with hungry crocodiles.

I wish I was better at making tilesets for Knytt Stories.

Granted. You get abducted by a teacher obsessed in teaching. He lucks you up in a little room with no window and one computer with only knytt stories on it. He teaches you over and over again to make better tilesets. You become really good at it, but he never lets you go.

I wish to receive 100$ for no apparent reason.

Inflation occurs.
One hundred dollars? Meh.
You spend it on chips.

I wish I was hot.

Granted, but you become so hot that you melt.

I wish that I owned my own private island.

Granted. You now own a private island. Including all the paperwork and upkeep required. Not including a boat. Or a cell phone.

I wish that my amazon order would arrive tomorrow instead of getting stuck in the postage system thingy.