Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You go back in time and prevent your self from getting sick. Which then causes a paradox the destroys the universe.

I wish I knew a single short magic word that will allow me to any place in time and space I want and prevents any paradox from happening.

Granted. However, since it is only a single short word, it is hard to calibrate it to go exactly where you want it to. Eventually you get stuck in the Jurassic era and get et by a dinosaur.

I wish I had more chances to say "get et by a dinosaur."

Granted; people in your country now speak a language nobody's ever heard of before, where the only 5 words are "get et by a dinosaur".

I wish my computer was somewhat like the ones my friends own; dual monitors, 600 FPS, etc.

Granted. You get one, but there is a massive black-out and you can't turn it on.
I wish for banana.

Granted. Now your house is full of these guys.

I wish I could live in medieval times.

Granted. Because you still hold the knowledge of today, you know things others don't. By accident you talk about phones, tv's, computers or other electronic devices they never heard of, and as such they claim you are a witch. In medieval times, they would put witches to death by fire just to see if they were witches, because witches would withstand the fire.
You are not a witch though and thus you die.

I wish to meet a VIP who is also interested in me.

Granted. It turns out the famous person is a famous murderer, and the reason they're so interested in you is so they can murder you.

I wish I could buy the world a coke.

Granted. You buy a massive amount of cocaine and have it sprayed by crop dusters in every populated aria getting every one really high on cocaine. The chaos caused by this caused the death of over a billion people.

I wish for a dollar, 2 quarters,  four dimes, 8 nickels and 16 pennies.

Granted. You are walking in a heavy populated street when you suddenly see someone drop their wallet. You quickly pick it up but before you can flee the scene, you notice that a lot of people saw you grab the wallet and are awaiting you to return it. You have no choice but to return it to the person that lost their wallet. They are opening the wallet to see that the 1 dollar, 2 quarters, 4 dimes, 8 nickels and 16 pennies are still there. You see it too, so you realise for a moment you actually had these. The person thanks you and parts. You get nothing special but a feeling of dislike for all the trouble.

I wish to meet 50 cent.

Granted. You both are in our cars in traffic jam and your car stands just behind him. You crashes him accidentally, so he's not very happy that he has me you and he acts like it.
I wish I have not forgotten my umbrella at home today.

Granted, but strong wind is not your friend so it blows your umbrella away.

I wish my MP3 player was never full.

Granted. The flashdrive of your mp3 player broke and always shows empty. In addition you cannot transfer any files on it because your pc doesn't recognizes the drive and asks if it needs to be reformatted. The MP3 player itself says I/O error when trying to play a song.

I wish I had a telescope to look to stars/planets/etc.

Granted. Unfortunately You looked at Sun. You're blind now.

I wish for Fullmetal Pantheon (reference to my stupid silly friend).

I can't corrupt this as I have no idea what you mean, and I doubt many people here know what you mean. Can you please change your wish or clarify it so that others know what you mean?

Isn't not knowing what something is a good way to corrupt a wish?

Anyways, i think he means this guy.