Corrupt-a-Wish

You run into pit with object 9 from bank 4. It is being referred as a spider in several KS levels. (I should write it into my first post but I was writing it at computer at library where are not KS, so I can't look what object it is).
Anyway, I insist on my cake.

Granted. You get a cake... it's in the middle of a mine field... surrounded by lava... and lightening traps... and spiked... coated with pain inducing substances... and the antidote to the poison I just slipped you is in the cake.
Mu, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha! Ahh, hahahahahahahaha, hahhh!

I wish every one in the world would give me a penny.

Granted. Everyone in the world gives you one of a set of colored, usually sleeveless shirts worn as a temporary team uniform, as when scrimmaging.

I wish something.

Granted. You got grenade with removed safety pin.
I wish I can sing.

Granted. You now can open your mouth and produce a tone for longer than 2 seconds. You are somewhat able to change the pitch too. And as a bonus, at least you like the sound of it.


I wish I could manipulate time and time in any way I see fit without any concequences that'll harm me. (if you don't know what I mean, google for Q from the series StarTrek)

Granted. You go back 2000 years to see if and/or prove Jesus was real, said and did what the bible says he said and did. While walking down the streets of ancient Jerusalem you bump into a young man on his way to his wedding, this delay causes him to hurry which leads to him being hit and killed by a chariot. This man was an ancestor of 75% of the people today including you. The paradox caused by his death and the universes inability to erase you from existence causes the universe and everything in it to collapse into a singularity; everything but you, you are instead shunted into the void between the dimensions where you are trapped forever.

I wish i didn't have to hurry.

Granted. You shipwrecked on a deserted tropical island. You can't leave it and no one knows where you are, so you have nowhere to hurry.

Polana, you forgot to state a wish. To make sure the game continues I'll state a new wish. Also Lone Wolf, nice job on currupting my previous one.

Granted, you wish nothing, you get nothing.

I wish I had one of those new google glasses (google if you don't know what this is).

Oh, I am sorry. I forget about it.

Granted. Wearing the glasses outside, you found something really interesting on internet and accidentally fall over the cliff.
I wish I had done my schoolwork earlier and can go sleep now.

Granted. You finished your school work and slept very well. So well that you missed all of your courses the next day.

I wish I was famous.

Granted. You are a serial killer.

I wish I could play the guitar.

Granted. You download The_Guitar.exe. It is a game. You play it.

I wish for the color blue.

Granted.

I wish I can transform into a ball.

Granted. You can transform into ball 7 from WaDF. You are pathetic and can do nothing as a ball.

I wish to retrieve the SprünkelDünkel.

Granted, but EarthBound015 complains again.

I wish i... erm... could come up with a wish?