Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. Then a solar flare hits erasing all digital data in the world forceing you to start over but you will not have time because the world is now in chaos.

I wish for a new drug, one that won't make me sick.

Granted. You get so addicted to it that you start forgetting about everything that's happening in the world.

I wish I had an F-22 Raptor.

Granted. You are arrested to stealing military property and spend 30 years in jail.

I wish for this wish not to be granted. Note: if you don't grant the wish than the wish is granted but but if you grant the wish then the wish is not granted.

Granted.



I wish people realized that games aren't entirely about graphics.

Granted. People realized that games are entirely about music.

I wish, that making a website is easy.

But it is. How about trying this, or this?

I wish to destroy videogames.

Somewhere out there, an ant named Videogames goes up in smoke. He was named by a desperate kid forced to play outside.

I wish I had rhythm

Granted. You will sing and dance with great skill and rhythm... continusly... for hours and hours untill you die from exhaustion.

I with for $100,000,000,000 legally and morally obtained US dollars after taxes.

Granted. You play with the lottery and they reach you a check. Since you do not really need it, and you start to pay taxes as soon as you cash the check, you decide to wait a month before actually cashing in.
In this month, that bank goes bankrupt and your check is worth nothing.


I wish I owned a Honda C-RZ

Grated. The C-RV is then hit and totaled by a drunk driver and you hadn't put it on your car insurance yet so you still have to pay for it.

I wish I was a Lex Luther type super villain.

You lose all of your hair (like Lex Luthor) the loss then drives you to a life of crime. That lasts about 5 seconds, you are arrested after threatening a barber with his own straight razor.

I wish I had a cat.

Granted. You find a cute little kitten at your doorstep however the kitten is actually a soul eating demon from the deepest pits of the tartarean abyss in disguise. The demon eats your soul and the souls of your family as you sleep. Your souless bodies wake up as soul eating zombies who eats the souls of neighbors who then eats the souls of others starting a soul eating zombies apocalypse.

I wish for a Philly Cheese Stake.

You recieve a wooden stake covered in cheese that is a proud resident of Philadelphia. Unfortunately you cannot eat it. 

I wish I would have perfect wifi at all times anywhere.

Granted. You found a phone on the floor that has a damaged screen, but through a repairshop you find out it has perfect wifi capabilities. Due to the screen being kaput, the battery lifetime is much longer which allows you to have a perfect wifi at all places. The only thing you need is a wifi access point in those places. A working screen wouldn't hurt either...


I wish to have the ability to control the future in such way that I can precicely say what will happen in the next hour, and then it happens. For example: I don't want any customer calling in the next hour, and then the phone won't ring for the next hour.

Granted; you now have that amazing ability to control the future with your words. You soon discover what a double-edged sword it is, since humans tend to say all sorts of things without really meaning it, and unfortunately the 'interpreter' cannot tell the difference between serious commands and goofy brainfarts.

In a matter of days you find yourself in a dystopian world you accidentally created by making mistake after mistake. In your desperate attempt to escape it, you create a paradox that disintegrates the entire world.


I wish I could enjoy innocent childhood pleasures the same way as when I was a kid, but also retain my adult privileges at the same time.