Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but the "Logic God" says it shall be corrupted anyways...

I wish the person below me would not make a wish...

Granted, but I'm going to bump.

I wish I didn't fail at programming so much.

Granted, your memory has been altered, and you now remember that you were always great at programming. If you try to program again however, you'll realize you still suck at it.

I wish that my boss comes to me and out of the blue says: you're work is so outstanding, as a reward, you'll get a free week off.

Granted, but your free week will coincidentally be the greatest week at your workplace - everyone else is having fun there, while you are stuck catching up with chores and fulfilling long-overdue social obligations.

I wish I could sort out this annoying file conversion issue that stands between me and worldwide fame.

Granted. You convert the file easily and upload it to the Internet. You are now an infamous hacker that uses videos online to discuss your demands. That's what you were trying to convert, right?

I wish SiamJai wasn't an infamous hacker. :v

Granted. Everyone except you is a hacker now, and due to the many hackers, no one is special, and thus SiamJai is not infamous anymore for it. However, they all hack you because you aren't one. Your life never will be the same... Poor you.


I wish I had a portal gun in real life that actually works like the portal gun in-game.

Granted. Everyone except you is a hacker now, and due to the many hackers, no one is special, and thus SiamJai is not infamous anymore for it. However, they all hack you because you aren't one. Your life never will be the same... Poor you.


I wish I had a portal gun in real life that actually works like the portal gun in-game.

Granted.

I wish these damn kids would GIT OFFA MAH LAWN!!

Granted, but now there are moles digging tunnels in your lawn.

I wish I could release something on time and stop being a Gabe Newell.

Granted. Its really crap though, but at least its on time...

I wish I could access console to enter cheats for real life, so I can do no_clip and godmode and get free ammo and guns, get keys to unlock doors, etc...

Granted, you now have cheats for real life and can do all that awesome stuff! Oh, and glitches. One of these freezes you IRL and now no-one can restart the program.

I wish I had my own LEGO factory that'd give me an unlimited supply of bricks and custom ones too!

Granted, but they are made of gallium so they melt upon contact.

I wish this wish was uncoruptable.

Granted. The wish crumbles instead...

I wish for pie...

Granted. The wish crumbles instead...

I wish for pie...

Granted. You get your 3.14e. Pi + e = 3.14e. Clearly.

I wish that I zoobitied the flibbity zobbity while the hoobity floobity zorbitied the flibbity.

Although I have absolutely no idea what that means, I can still corrupt it.

Granted. However, you weren't there when it happens, so you're still unsure that it actually happens. Those around you who claim to have witnessed it, say mixed things. Some say it was awesome, others say it was not that special, which makes you doubt even more that it actually happened.


I wish I could instant-heal my stepdad's broken collarbone.