Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it is only a 3D image of a printer 

I wish I had a piece of paper to draw on

Ouch. Payback time


Granted, but the only thing you are able to draw is a 3D printer. First time its still nice, but after doing that 10 times, you quickly loose interest (and useful empty paper too )

Lets try my wish again, but more specified.

I wish for an actual 3D printer that can print 3D objects.

Granted. You don't get the cords to plug it in, though.

I wish I had courage.

Granted, but thy courage proved to be your undoing!  You clown!  Don't jump in the lava next time!

I wish for the Bean with Bacon megarocket for my own!  (In case you are unaware of the game this originated from...

Granted but the Beans and Bacon tastes rotten...
I wish for an original wish...

Granted. You just posted it.
I wish I was at this forum for the last...psh, however long it's been since I left.

Granted but your banished from the forum now...
I wish this forum didn't get a sudden drop of posts/visitors per day...

Granted. Instead it gradually dwindles until the forum is completely dead.

I wish there was more milk in the fridge.

Granted. The fridge is now full of milk. Unfortunately your fridge stopped working without you noticing it, and all the milk has gone sour.

I wish more people saw my new youtube video.

Ew insects.

Granted, but it was flagged and taken down for no real weason.

I wish I had an idea for my own new youtube video.

Hahaha. You did watch! Awesome Didn't that just mean that my wish didn't get corrupted?

Anyway: Granted. You copy the idea behind my video and make one of your own. Unfortunately As you want to upload the video, something happens and the video gets deleted somehow. You had so much trouble getting that footage right, that you think: screw that!


I wish I had my just ordered Razer Hydra Gamecontroller.

Granted. It's a real Razer Hydra Controller. Meaning it's a real Razer controller, and also a real Hydra. With two heads. And it noms on your faic.

I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
This one wasn't done already, right? x)

Granted. It's 9001 divided by zero. Meaning someone just divided by zero. Oh sh--

I wish i had the Quick-Fix in Team Fortress 2. And one in real life would be nice too.

Granted, but it was only quick to be fixed in both aspects.  (Ouch.  Fragile equipment has to hurt...)

I wish I had some sort of "Russian Roulette" food.  (I think I spent WAY too much time at TvTropes...  Can't remember the trope though, and even then, I'd have to censor a bit.)

Granted, but, since it's Russian Roulette, your food ends up tasting like the wrong end of a gun. The surprise is which type of gun it tastes like! Mmm, sub-machine gun flavored...

I wish I knew what price-fixing is a form of. D: Grr, I hate you, economics class...