Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but unfortunately, you have a hyperactive metabolism as the cost of the ninja abilities, and only gold will keep you alive for a couple seconds longer per piece!

I wish the forum had another mafia game!

Granted. Since you wished for something that already exists, you break the forum. Good job.

I wish people would notice my forum game.

Granted. People notice it and immediately ignore it.

I wish that NESgamer190 had noticed that PeppyHare4000 said "the ninja" and not "a ninja", and that he had currupted the wish by giving him the power of the worst ninja ever instead of making an N reference.

granted but its yours truly that grants the wish. Now i send the S.W.A.T team to own you.

I wish that all wishes made were uncorrupted...

Granted. They were uncorrupted, but they're corrupted now.

I wish that  and  didn't go whenever they were in .

Granted...  and cannot feel  anymore so when they find out about others feeling ,  and go first then afterwards and go on a rampage. They spend life in a mental ward

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I wish that I can get audio for my Let's plays.

Granted. However, the audio consists of a dramatic reading of The Great Gatsby and Michael Jackson's Thriller.

I wish I had a house in Puerto Rico.

=|=

Granted, but unluckily that exact house is nothing but a 2 room building with rotting floors and it's next to a steel factory

I wish for perfect aim with a bow 

Granted, but you're now denied access to any bow for the rest of your life.


I wish I had a flying car and was able to use it.

Granted:  You can use it, but your familiar says "I can't use this!".
Got to love some of the older point n' click games at times.
I wish there's a coffee vending machine closer to home!  (TEN miles is TOO far for me to bike stealthily without family busting my chops on it.)

Granted, it's 9 miles away.

I wish that I had some good text adventures.

Granted... The text has been corrupted after 2 minutes of adventuring...

I wish that my life would stay the same for a while...

Granted. You get terminally ill, so they decide to deep freeze you until they find a cure. Nothing changes for you while you're in stasis.

I wish I had a better car.

Granted but i decided to smash it with my wrecking ball ( enjoy your new car)

i wish for an old car...