Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get 2 versions of Portal.

I wish you didn't wish.

Granted. I still wish.

I wish for a machine gun.

Granted. You didn't ask for ammo, though!

I wish I had another wish.

Granted, but unfortunately, since you did not specify which genre of wish you wanted, you get one general wish that can NOT be specific.

I wish to be Galdian!  (See avvy for what he looks like.)

Granted. Due to a flaw, my PS3 can't load avi's. I'll go with what I have; you are now a red square with a white x through it.

I wish for a gun with ammo.

Granted but the safety switch is stuck to safety mode...
I wish i could have powers of the water god...

Granted but you never specified which water god. You can now sink to the bottom of an ocean at will.

I wish I has a banhammer.

Granted. You are a broken banhammer. You can only give 1 day bans...

I wish that the social high school hierachy would collapse already...

Granted. But now the Bourgeoisie is ruining the any chance of a social recovery.

I wish I could stop getting distracted by the internet for five minutes.

Granted, but you are now easily diverted by a cafe mocha every six minutes!

I wished I had a perfectly good cafe mocha.  (A type of coffee)

Granted but the rest of the day is going to be bad for you...
I wish that the earth was at one neutral temperature that everyone can enjoy and that doesn't affect the earth.

Granted. It was like that, but it isn't anymore.

I wish I would finish my extension.

Granted but your kidnapped and taken to soviet russia. In soviet russia, Extension finishes you!!!

I wish for three more wishes (Yeah, real original Peppy )

Granted, there are now three more wishes in the world. Oh wait, did you want them? Sorry.

I wish for this wish to be granted and corrupted.

granted but it is not corrupted (Paradox... ERROR, ERROR, DOES NOT COMPU... *boom*)
I wish i had the power of the ninja...