Corrupt-a-Wish

Jetio fails to post a wish, so I suppose it automatically got corrputed. No need for me to corrupt it.


I wish UFO's would publicly make contact and come in peace.

Granted, those Unidentified Flying Objects come from France.

I wish elephants were real.

Granted. They are ruthless, terrible, dwarfeati- I mean maneating monsters.

I wish it wasn't still cold here.

Granted, it isn't "still" but rather "always" cold now.

I wish that I can up with better wishes.

Granted, but your wishes are higher in altitude.  D'oh!

I wished I had a sister!

Granted, but she gets killed by the SWAT team.

I wish I can COME up with better wishes, and that they're lower then airplane height.

(Idk, I was bored. I was going to do the thrown into Eagle River, but couldn't find the link.)

(I was going to do the thrown into Eagle River, but couldn't find the link.)

You mean this one?

Indeed, thank you.

Granted, but she gets killed by the SWAT team.

I wish I can COME up with better wishes, and that they're lower then airplane height.

(Idk, I was bored. I was going to do the thrown into Eagle River, but couldn't find the link.)

Granted, but the airplane height crashed and was buried underground.

I wish I was the one who invented Facebook....

Granted, now you're life revolves around making like 30,000,000 (or is it like 100,000,00?) people happy.

I wish that I had Portal 2. For the PC.

Granted, but you have to give it to me. (You stole my wish!)

I wish for a sandvich.

Granted you get a sandwich labeled "sandvich".

I wish that I had Pikmin 2 on my non-existant Wii.

Granted but it has no use since your wii is non-existant.

I wish more knytt stories levels were:
- Good Overall since most people release lackluster levels
- More Lunatic Levels and Challenge Levels
- More Adventure type Levels

so yea...

Granted, but Knytt Stories itself has stopped working. The levels are splendid, though!

I wish that I had 20$ in a Paypal account.

Granted, but PayPal gets nuked.

I wish for Portal 2.