Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. I don't know what that means, so your head asplodes.

I wish that cake.

Granted, cake kills you.

I wish that.

Granted. You DID wish to die in the most horrible way ever made possible, right?

I wish i had epic sprite-making skills.

Granted. Unfortunately you don't like to make sprites anymore because you're so good at it that it bores you. There's no more improving, no challenge, no nothing. Thus you go for something else instead.

I wish Nifflas completed 3 new games within the next month.

Grnted, but they're too buggy to play.

I wish that you eat pie.

Granted, thank you!!!!

I wish for a better genie.

Granted, he grants 5 wishes now. But they're all still corrupted.

I wish that my internet would actually work for once.

Granted, your internet now works. But it wasn't working due to all the spyware. Now it shows you porn to whichever website you go, and your parents don't like you to go on the internet anymore.


I wish my mouse wasn't malfunctioning.

Granted, now YOU are malfunctioning.

I wish that my keyboard wasn't crappy.

Ganted, now YOU'RE crappy.
Granted, now your mouse is crappy.

I wish that my school computer was better.

Granted, your school computer now gets Straight A's. You still don't.

I wish someone would clean up my house for me.

Granted, the cleaner ate everything in it. With nothing in it, it's clean, right?

I wish that 1+1 was not possible to solve.

Granted, but thousands of space shuttles are sent into the sun, astronauts and all. NASA blames you.

I wish that stupide book titled Sans Famille never existed, nor will exist, ever.

Ganted. What's a book? (Implying that all books are gone :\)

I wish that the person sitting next to me will leave me alone.

Granted. Did you know that hdu9qwhpfouqwphxrnuqw3hduiqwnxeuiwqnxewuiarxhnweuixrhmewuixrmewuixryewuwjk is a very awesome combo spell?

I wish