Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You are now always lynched/shot d1. Smooth.

I wish I was always either Granny, Interceptor, Cop, or Jailer in EM.

Granted, but now nobody makes tables/setups with those roles anymore. And you can't make one either.

I wish i'm almost always Politician on EM.

Granted, but now your Poli-popped 75% of the time: everyone self-votes and Gallis/Politician dies cause of double-vote/minority.

I wish more people on NSF played on EpicMafia.

Granted, but they are all NOAVYWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I wish i knew the answer to all guise tests ever made up, and ones that will be made up eventually.

Granted, but you will never be disguiser.

I wish that people actually listened to me in EpicMafia.

Granted. They listen to you so well that they do absolutely everything you say, including when you say "Oh, just kill me now" in exasperation.

I wish people would stop making wishes about this """EPICMAFIA""" thing.

Granted, they're now just not wishing at all.

I wish that we would have no extra days to make up for snowdays!

Granted, now you have to make up for days you did homework.

I wish for Portal cake in Minecraft! (*cough*this*cough*)

Granted. However, the cake is in a deep hole filled with lava. You also instantly lose all your inventory when you jump in.

I wish that all my homework for the rest of the school year. And that I'd get at least an 80 on them.

Granted, but alas, you hadn't specified what the 80 meant, so it meant 80 WRONG.

I wish to make a texture pack for minecraft that wouldn't be horrendously bad.

Granted; you made one that was so bad, people called it "beyond horrendously HORRIBLE".

I wish that school wasn't torture.

Granted, now it's portal WHERE YOU DIE.

I wish that my texture packs wouldn't be outshone by AaGeOn. (BumpMaft and Agon's Xzen and all that)

Granted. In order to be outshone, it has to be at least close to the same levels. Yours is that the bottom of a bottomless hole that is covered in darkness compared to AeGeOn's.

I wish I could go back in time without destroying the world.

Granted, but you were never born, since you have destroyed the world anyway, which contrdicts your wish, which creates a paradox, which makes the world explode, so i have no other option but to exterminate you before you make the world explode. Now you're dead.

I wish this wish would be rejected in the most original way you can imagine.

Granted.

I wish that I knew if "Nihao" in EpicMafia cheats. Sorry Gorf, I had to.