Riddles

Bringing back powers!

Someone tries to offer you funyons, but they say "No! Those are my funyons!" What do you do?

Ban them for being self-contradicting. Obvious answer.

Quote from: SingingSurger on January 21, 2010, 01:33:15

Bringing back powers!

Someone tries to offer you funyons, but they say "No! Those are my funyons!" What do you do?

Give SlingSurfer a boot to the head, 'cause this ain't a riddle. =D

Sounds more like the answer's gonna be a pun to me.

40 Day Bump! Epic!

New Riddle:
Someone eats you slowly. You feel yourself being digested, and scream. No one hears. The screams echo, and soon you cry, but no one thinks you're gone. How do you get out?

You make the person combust?

Easy. You walk away, since you haven't actually been swallowed yet.

Kaizo gets the point. Technically Saliva is an acid, so if you stayed there, you would be digested.

But.. how do you get out of their stomach?

But.. how do you get out of their stomach?

You're still in the mouth. In case you didn't notice, but SS doesn't say "Someone has swallowed you". Just "Someone eats you slowly".

Well, you're being digested.

I just said that Saliva is an acid, it's what makes Lollipops dissolve.

Read.

Human saliva is composed of 98% water, while the other 2% consists of other compounds such as electrolytes, mucus, antibacterial compounds, and various enzymes. As part of the initial process of food digestion, the enzymes in the saliva break down some of the starch and fat in the food at the molecular level.

Its not very fast, but its still digestion.


So, new riddle:

A chest without hinges, key, or lid, but inside golden treasures are hid. What is the chest and what is the treasure?

Read.

Quote from: Wikipedia

Human saliva is composed of 98% water, while the other 2% consists of other compounds such as electrolytes, mucus, antibacterial compounds, and various enzymes. As part of the initial process of food digestion, the enzymes in the saliva break down some of the starch and fat in the food at the molecular level.

Its not very fast, but its still digestion.


So, new riddle:

A chest without hinges, key, or lid, but inside golden treasures are hid. What is the chest and what is the treasure?

Tis an egg with its golden yolk.

That tis correct.

New riddle!

On April 26, 2009, a rich man was found murdered. His wife immeidately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and was given these alibis:

The wife was reading a book
The cook was cooking breakfast
The maid was getting the mail
The gardener was planting seeds
The butler was polishing the silver

After listening to this, the police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?

Hint: Pay attention to every single letter and digit in this post.

The maid did it. April 26, 2009 is a Sunday!