SERGIO CORNAGA'S ULTIMATE NON-WINNABLE SCORE!
1. shift 10 / 10 – I liked the fact that you could "shift" juni around the screen with the controls keys, but without using actual shifts in the level! Clever!
2. umbrella 5/5 points – Woo! That secret umbrella part was FANTASTIC! But how did you manage to hide it in the level editor???
3. enemy/traps 10/10 The trap is that there is no trap! Of course!! By having no obstacles, you render Juni's life meaningless! This is incredible
4. gratuitous advertisements: 7/7 By the time I was done, I wanted to go out and buy 10 hectares of drywall
5. banner of superiority: 3/3 You gave me so much superiority over rhetoric stu that you didn't even feel it worth mentioning. Which makes sense - it's so obvious!
6. humorous storyline or dialogue: 5/5 points HAahahahaHAHAH yoUHAHAH oh, mercy
7. broken or buggy game: 5/5 your umbrella feature seems to not work on some computers? That's great, i can't wait to see the look on someone's face at some point
bonus points: bizzare custom music with samples of barnyard creatures. 5/5. Yes, chemically evolving clay IS a barnyard creature well done
Bonus bonus: You get the "yellow juni" bonus 5/5
Total score: 55! too bad you did not submit in time or you would have won!