Mafia 6.5 Main thread - OVER

You wake up on a cold winter morning, in the time before the light. The sound of evil laughter fell around the world last night.

As you rise up, you notice the chilly temperature. It is abnormally cold, so cold, in fact, that your daddy's dentures froze in the water he placed them in. It's so cold, in fact, that the light itself seemed to freeze. Your toilet water froze. Anyway, you get the point.
You walk out, and see everybody else searching for something. It's you who has found it, though. You find the body, stashed in the frozen pond behind the library. You are the seven who see it first.

WHO DID IT??? Better figure it out!

I vote Dataflashsabot 'cause his name starts with D.

(That was a random vote by the way.)

I vote Dataflashsabot for 13 reasons:

• Because his name begins with D
• To agree with shawnachu
• I feel like it
• To start a bandwagon
• His name is nearly the same length as mine (Mr. Erlenmeyer)
• To strike up conversation
• To indisputably prove that I am mafia
• His name is in the middle of the player list
• I feel like it
• It's quite obvious that he is mafia
• Cookies are good
• He is scum
• I have 13 reasons that he is scum

I vote Dataflashsabot cuz I'm mafia with shawn and PP.

WTF?!
Erm. Vote Purple Pineapple I guess, for continuing this bandwagon.

Purple Pineapple:
I hate to burst your bubble, but I sense a few reasons to show that you could be scum.
Reason 1:  Name starting with D:
I really despise name discrimination, as we could have a Dog as a mafia.
Reason 2:  Agree with shawnachu:
Agreeing upon randomness?  I know it's understandable to have a random kill day one, but it just kinda has me confused.
Reason 3:  You feel like it:
Can't really argue with it, but sounds like a random vote.
Reason 4:  To start a bandwagon:
To start a bandwagon, would be rather unwise without some rather concrete evidence, which just about nobody has day one.  This one really unnerves me.
Reason 5:  Name length:
I can't say this one is plausible.
Reason 6:  To strike up conversation:
There's a plausible reason.
Reason 7:  To prove you are mafia:
Unless you are the jester, which I do not think is in, that's perhaps counterintuitive.
Reason 8:  Name in the middle of the list:
Names are not a true indicator of scum or town...
Reason 9:  You feel like it:
You repeated one...
Reason 10:  It's quite obvious that he is mafia:
Ehh...  That's not true.  I'd like a little more proof on that.
Reason 11:  Cookies are good:
Completely irrelevant...
Reason 12:  He is scum:
Maybe, but we do NOT know that for a fact yet.
Reason 13:  You have 13 reasons that he is scum:
I'd like to hear all thirteen, and don't mention this list as thirteen, as I only see 12 original reasons (and I only see one totally plausible reason).
As for my vote, I shall not vote anyone yet, but as for FOSes, Limelemon will have one for the hinting at being mafia, and Purple pineapple with some questionable things.

I vote that it was Dataflashbot. Sorry but im just going with the majority of the opinion.

Conversation get.

I now switch my vote over to NESgamer. He's analyzing PP's post even though it was obviously a joke.

I now switch my vote to Robert for a number of other reasons:

• He's taking a .5 game too seriously
• I am made of win
• To agree with shawnachu
• To agree with LimeLemon
• To prove completely indisputably beyond all possibility of douvt that I am mafia
  
• I feel like it
• Robert is a palindrome
• Dataflashsabot already got lynched by me, shawnachu, LimeLemon, and GangstasFORLife3000 a couple posts ago.
• I made a typo in point 5
• It's night, and only mods can talk at night
•        Therefore I'm a ghost.
• Muahaha!
• Cookies are good.
• His name is in bold at the top of my post.
• I had him for dinner yesterday
• I have two more reasons that he's scum than Dataflashsabot

Seriously???? What happened? A lynch in 7 posts??? According to the rules, I have to do this:

As Dataflashsabot, voted to the death, marches into the gallows, he mourns. Just as the noose tightens around his neck, Shawnachu, also, seems to have a hard time breathing. The crowd is shocked as they witness not one but TWO deaths by their hands, both of whom were innocent townies...
Dataflashsabot was a town-sided TWIN of Shawnachu. Way to go town. Way to go.

Also, I foresee a rather short game...

IT IS NOW NIGHT

Sorry for not....

W-....

W-....

Whoa....

I missed a lot.... didn't I?

I was waiting for someone who never quite did send in their pm's...

A silent shadow... a whispering wind... a flash of steel... and the gingerbread house was complete. The citizen smiled to himself, pleased with his creation, and he called to his wife and children. But no one came... he began to walk towards the living room, slowly, slowly, slowly... carefully, carefully... and he woke up in a place seemingly not of this world. A mysterious voice whispers through to him... and he now feels like he can be victorious through another route of victory. He wakes up once more, this time, back in his own house... only to see the   blazing flames around him, the shadow of the reaper approaching... and Robert has died. Upon searching the burned remains of his corpse later that evening, witnesses report seeing a piece of string, a ball of cotton candy, and a note found on the body, as well as an ID card. Robert was THE investigator, but he was convinced of something else as well... he KNEW that he was also a jester, and would've won if this topic had had 15 offtopic posts. But, he only discovered that right before his death...

Robert, investigator AND jester, killed night one. Day Two may now begin.

Well, it is now incredibly obvious that I, Mr. Erlenmeyer, am the sole mafia member in this community. My bandwagon worked just as well as could be expected. MY deep inner hatred of Robert should be quite by now. As soon as he FoSes me, I turn on him, and he is lynched the next day.



Day 1:
Shawnachu started off by voting Dataflashsabot in order to remove suspicion of any connection between them. I then added my vote because I am the mafia. Limelemon continued the bandwagon for purposes unknown. It could be that he is the mafia and this was a tinge of irony. Robert then started analyzing my post as very scummy. He could be taking the game seriously because of his investigatory power role. GangstasFORLife3000 hopped on my bandwagon as well, following the crowd. This may be because it's his first time playing, or because he is the mafia and spotted an easy lynch. Shawnachu, realizing his existence was in peril, quickly withdrew his vote. Unfortunately, it was too late. I switched over to Robert as well, because he criticized my post.

Only two votes to lynch, ey? That's kinda bad, because if someone votes for a person the mafia will quickly do the same. But not if the first person was the mafia, or the mafia got the vote. So theres a 75% chance you will quickly kill an innocent if you start off voting.