Carpets taste somewhat bad for my ugly and green lover.(I may've been playing too many of Dess' games recently...)
Carpets taste somewhat sweet to my ugly and smell computer.
Carpets taste somewhat sweet to my pathetic and smelly computer.(or that was just a silly typo from you )
Powerthirst tastes somewhat sweet to my pathetic and smelly computer
Powerthirst tastes somewhat moldy to my pathetic and smelly pikachu
Bombs Taste somewhat moldy to my pathetic and smelly pikachu