Dr. Syringe (5!!!)
You borrow a spaceship from the nearest NASA, which was left rather... open, due to an infection of the H1N1 Version THREE point O, which totally kills someone in .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds. You blast off, flying high into the sky, and manage to somehow create a black hole deep in space. As the space ship begins to be sucked into the black hole, your masochistic grin flashes around and around... A final scream of "YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!" comes, then you are gone.
Niffreak (5!) You spray your INSTA-GROW 5000 on the wings of Backwards0. As he careens downward, crying from the stinging nettles, you cackle evilly, and the wings begin to fail before they even get a chance to be used.
Backwards0 now has lost some functionality of his wings.LimeLemon (2) You leap towards the supply box, eager to find out what's inside... you manage to procure a katana, as you wished, however... YOU'RE STUCK IN QUICKSAND!!!!!!!!!!
You are stuck! You cannot move very far, but thanks to the climb ability you have, you will not actually SINK into the quicksand... yet...Yonowaaru (3) You manage to null the universe, life, and everything in it... or not, seeing as how you're just daydreaming.
Dataflashsabot (3) You use your magical skills, and, low and behold, a DSi appears!!! However, there is no battery, no internet around, after that disaster, and, even worse: the game you're stuck with is Barbie Dolls adventure in Love Land.
Everlong (...) Well, you're not quite AT the River Lethe yet. So, you travel through the crowds of dead, stopping to pet... err... I mean, get eaten by Cerberus on the way. You come out hours later through a rather natural process, and continue along through the Underworld, finally arriving by the side of the River Lethe.
Backwards0 (3) Well, you manage to staple Niffreak to Dr. Syringe, alright, but the staple barely holds, and will come loose after one turn. Niffreak manages to use the INSTA-GROW5000 on your wings, and low and behold, you are now covered in stinging nettles.
You have lost the use of your wings unless you opt to repair them.8Biter (3) Congratulations! You just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS for creating a maze in a video game that blocks its characters from reaching one another. Oh, wait... You're dead? I take that back! You have no use for the money! Keep designing mazes for our games now, though, and we'll find a way to help you...
-NINTENDO CORPORATION
Disclaimer: I do not represent nor can I speak for Nintendo. This was part of the game.Firecat (1) Somehow, in your attempts to build an airplane, you manage to raise a Nazi from the dead, and, what's worse, he happened to be IN a B-22 bomber, and now, he's taking one last shot... (ROLL TO DODGE NAZI ZOMBIE!!!... 5) You manage to dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, and escape and surface somewhere else on the face of the planet.
Technogeek (1) You stumble around for ages, looking around, and finally appear to have found a tunnel that leads onwards... into the Underdark. You walk onwards, and find Menzoberranzan, city of the Drow, a heartless, cruel race with no tolerance for surface dwellers. They might just have to kill you... (also, for more information on the Drow, check out the Forgotten Realms books, preferably Homeland, Exile, Sojourn, and other books) [/advertising... maybe!]
Mr. Math (...) NULL ACTION... you don't do anything.
ckool5000 (...) NULL ACTION... you fail to do anything at life. Also, you are about to be sent a message from beyond the real...