Alrighty, I've decided that Mr. Math will use null actions until he specifies otherwise.
Here's the results from round 2:
8biter (6) The essence of luck resonates within you... a 1 has been added to your roll (6+1=7)
You fling a steak that you conjured out of the air directly at all of the other players. Also, you fling a steak at the zombie, which, being a vegetarian in its lifetime, flees from the area.
Dr Syringe (NA) Unconscious
Yonowaaru (3) You start digging, but only make it 1/3 of the way up. You have 1 turn left to escape or get rid of the snake
Limelemon (5) Being a knytt fan, you, like Juni, always DO remember your umbrella. You drift very lightly down to the ground.
Firecat (5) Prayer You pray to Poseidon to turn you into a fish, but alas, it would appear he is busy helping the merpeople rebuild their palace.
Dataflashbot (4) You dig up, up, and away!!! You have broken the ground at the foot of your grave. You are now out of the ground
BackwardsO (4) You run fast, and almost stumble directly into Limelemon. You are now 100 yards away from the zombie and 8Biter.
Everlong (3) You discover that there is no tunnel between you and 8Biter by which you could access his route.
Technogeek (3)Try as you might, you are not allowed to teleport again... apparently, being in a tombstone causes your teleportation recharge time to take longer. You have 1 turn to get out before you lose an appendage
ckool5000 (5) You yell as loud as you possibly can, and the dirt above you falls around you, opening an exit to the surface. It also starts rocks falling on all other underground contestants
Niffreak (4) You manage to find some needles and thread that was, for some reason, buried in your coffin with you. You patch up your head in a hurry, but strenous activity could cause it to burst...
Mr. Math (NA) Nulled action.
2 (5 or 6 needed). Disaster averted.
8Biter (NA) You threw the steaks.
Dr. Syringe (4) You regain consciousness with just enough time to dodge the steak that was thrown through the dirt at you.
Yonowaaru (4) You do a weird spin move and fly out of the way.
Limelemon (4) As you almost touch the ground, the steak flies at you, and you let go of the umbrella and do a barrel roll to avoid it.
Firecat (6) You dive down, deep, deep down... the steak is now floating at the top of the water, and you come up.
Dataflashbot (6) Just as you emerge from the ground, you see the steak zooming at you. You do the splits in a midair jump and the steak flies right in between your legs.
BackwardsO (1) The steak hits you right where your heart is, opening a passage directly to it, and you are bleeding a lot from it. You have ONE turn to heal it!!!
Everlong (6) You see the steak coming, open your mouth really wide, and swallow it, no harm done. (don't ask me how!) It is worth noting that you may have really bad constipation later...
Technogeek (1) Today's your lucky day, kiddo. The steak blasts directly into the tombstone, blowing it apart, and you out of it. However, you are now bleeding from several parts all over your body that have shards of tombstone stuck in them. You have one turn to heal yourself
ckool5000 (2) As you scream, the steak zooms at you, destroying your arms. You may no longer perform actions that require the use of your arms, unless you take a turn to repair them.
Niffreak (2) The steak flies at you, and you jump out of the way to avoid it, but your stitches come apart and your head is bleeding again. You have 1 turn to repair your head wound (again)
Mr. Math (2) You're just standing there, doing nothing, when OH MY GOSH THERE'S A STE... baam!!! Right in the head! You are unconscious for 2 turns.
8Biter (NA) You are above ground.
Dr. Syringe (6) You manage to put yourself back in your coffin to wait out the cave in, then come out when it's finished.
Yonowaaru (5) You crouch in a little corner in the back of your tomb, and manage to not get hit.
Limelemon (NA) You are not underground.
Firecat (6) You dive down again, and dive so deep that the rocks that hit you have lost almost all momentum. Once again, after that, you surface.
Dataflashbot (NA) You are now on the surface.
BackwardsO (NA) You are running from zombies who have already fled.
Everlong (3) You manage to curl up in a ball and only get minor scrapes and bruises.
Technogeek (NA) You are above ground.
ckool5000 (NA) You screamed yourself to the ground.
Niffreak (1) You are already blinded from pain, and now your head wound is infected. If you succeed in curing your head wound, then you will need to cleanse it in the next 2 turns.
Mr. Math (NA) You are unconscious, and oblivious to the fact that 1 ton of rock just fell on you.
8Biter Alive and above ground.
Dr Syringe Alive and conscious now, but underground.
Yonowaaru You have one turn to get away from or kill the snake, underground.
Limelemon Alive and well, above ground.
Firecat Underground, in the aquifer. You have 2 turns before you run out of air
Dataflashbot Alive, above ground.
BackwardsO Alive, but one turn left to cure a really bad head wound.
Everlong Alive, and underground
Technogeek Above ground, out of the tombstone, but with several tombstone shards and one turn to heal them.
ckool5000 Aboveground, but without arms (unless you heal them)
Niffreak You have a head wound which will kill you in one turn, and is infected, which will kill you in two turns.
Mr. Math You are underground and unconscious.
If you are underground, you have 2 turns left to live or else you will suffocate.
This is the Nifftown news station. Several witnesses claim to have seen a zombie running away from the cemetery with a steak attached to it's head. This is unconfirmed, and is not a reason to panic. However, we have heard reports that New York is witnessing an incredible outbreak of the "swine flu version 2.0", a strain that has developed the tendency to kill it's victims within 3 hours. While nowhere else has yet confirmed this type of flu, we may need to be worried about it yet. In other news, STAY AWAY FROM THE CEMETERY!!! We've heard numerous reports of the dead rising, steaks flying everywhere, and cave-ins. The newly arisen dead do not seem to care about preserving anything. We also have footage of one of them having a strand of some unidentified substance slip out of him and into another of the zombies. Whatever's going on, folks, I think it's almost time to book the next plane to New York... oh, wait, they're dieing. In that case, let's go to Hawaii. This is Casey Vitelin, reporting from Nifftown's local news station.
I would begin to think about preparing for a disaster to strike. Next round, there will be a 50/50 chance of it coming.Also, ROUND THREE HAS BEGUN!!!