Here's the results of ROUND 1!
Firecat (6) You dig a mine, but you dig so far down that you end up in the aquifer. You are now swimming underwater
Dr. Syringe (1) You succeed only in bashing your head at the ground above you. You are unconscious for one turn
Limelemon (4) You **** *** ******* **** * **. You are now 60 feet in the air above your tombstone.
8biter (6) You dig yourself out of the ground, but you also end up digging up the zombie in the ground right next to you. You have a zombie chasing you!
Mr. Math (2) You claw at the ground with all your might, but it just won't come down. Your hands are now bleeding
ckool5000 (3) You discover that you have been digging DOWN, not up, and are just digging yourself into a deeper pit.
Yonowaaru (2) You search in your coffin, and find a venomous snake. You have two turns before it bites!
Dataflashbot (3) You warp yourself right next to ckool5000.
Technogeek (1) You teleport INTO the gravestone itself. You are stuck in the gravestone, and may lose critical circulation before long
BackwardsO (5) You end up right next to 8biter, but are not being chased by the zombie.
Everlong (4) You try summoning the zombies, but you don't have the proper sacrifices (Arby's food)... or you just aren't lucky enough to hit one of the 2 numbers that would make that possible...
Niffreak (2) You try to jump, but only end up stumbling and banging your head against the coffin. You have a head wound that will kill you in 2 turns if not healed
3 (6 is needed to succeed). No disaster affects you all today...
This is the Channel 7 Nifftown news. We have heard unconfirmed reports that the dead are clawing their way out of the ground at the Nifftown cemetery, but do not panic. They seem to mean no harm to the town. In fact, it almost appears like they're playing a game.
In other news, India has just been destroyed by a giant meteorite that struck the ground and vaporized all water on contact. The Indian government has not yet been contacted on this, probably because they are all dead. Finally, a mysterious man was seen burying a package today at the cemetery. Nobody knows who he was or WHAT he was, but, when questioned, all that would come out of his mouth was: Pigs fly, you know... they learned how from the string... and similar nonsense. None know what to make of this.
That's all for today's news folks. See ya tomorrow!
Round two has now begun.
The essence of luck has been given to one player.If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, please pm me.