Capture the Orb

I call upon the professional exorcist from Above and Below the Waterfall to get everyone the heck out of the orb, at which point I take it and give it to a professional shield creator who hides it under a cardboard box which he proceeds to sit on.

See, no.  Because he's fat, and he just crushes the box beneath him, and then suddenly he explodes, and so clearly he's not a very good shield creator.


Oh and then I take the orb.

Also, no one can be the orb, nor be inside the orb. Thats just retarded. -_-'

Why the heck are you making up rules?

I am the orb. SingingSurger made me the orb. SingingSurger makes up the rules. Therefore, i am the orb.

Why the heck are you making up rules?

I wasn't making up rules, I was just suggesting it. I mean, this game would be rather boring if everyone started saying, "I am the orb. Therefore you can not have the orb."

Anyway, I spray Ultigonio in the face with a shaken up soda can, then grab the orb while he's distracted. Then I hire an extortionist to pull StraightFlame's soul out of the orb and send it to the afterlife. Afterwards, I stuff the orb with emty souls so that no one can ever posess it again. And then I run of to Canadadada.

My soul does not decide if I am the orb or not. It only decides my personality.

If it weren't against the rules, i would do all caps from now on.

A lot of things happening

Meanwhile:

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"Now i wonder why i didn't put a cancel button"

That said i break into Ultigonio's House and
Kick
Him
In
The
FACE

Then i take the orb and hide it in the GREEN EMPEROR WAY WHERE TOWER TOUCHES MIDDAY SUN.

That said i break into Ultigonio's House and
Kick
Him
In
The
FACE

Poor Ultigonio. Too bad he didn't even have the orb.
Hint: I still have it.

"I am the orb. Therefore you can not have the orb."

Actually, it's "You can not be the orb."

Also, why would an exorcist get rid of me? I MADE 1/3 OF THE ORB ME. Therefore, if you try to remove me, then you shatter the orb. (That hurts.) So can we just say that people that are the orb are here to stay?

I go to Canadadada and find kaizoman666. I offer him a good deal of money for the orb, which he promptly accepts and walks off a cliff. I then stuff the orb in a Canadadadian toaster, guarded by a rhino with a tommy gun.

Woo, long story time.

I survive the fall, as the cliff was only three feet off the ground. I then run over and grab Purple Pineapple, chop him up into pieces and then disguise him as a plant. The rhino walks over and tries to eat PP, thinking its a plant, but due to it's herbivorous diet, it starts throwing up. While he's doing that, I run over and drop a grenade into the Canadadadain toaster, then throw it over at the rhino (and the barfed up PP) and watch the four objects explode. Then, due to the fact that when the orb is destroyed, it respawns in the place where it blew up, it pops up where the shattered toaster is. I pick up the fresh new orb and fly away to NeverEver Land.
Also, that means that TheDarkOne, StraightFlame, and sk76 are no longer in/part of the orb.

Edit: Agh, keep forgetting HTML doesn't work on this forum.

There are forums where you can actually use HTML? I gotta go there!

Anywho, I get reborn into a blue kumquat. In my new form, I travel to NeverEver Land and take the orb. Then I throw kaizoman666 into a well and stick a cork in the top.

Oh man, I always used to have a whole buncha' kumquats everywhere in my back yard.
You know what I'd do with them all?




Squish them.
And so I do the same to Purple, and he is dead, but not really, more like, he is a kumquat, still containing life force of soul and happy, but in pancake kumquat form.
Yeah.
Oh, and I have the orb.  And I run away.  A lot.

I teleport to Pinewood Heights. That annoying tiger ball from WaDF am guarding me.

I rush to the orb and try to get hold of it, only for my ghost-hands to get stuck in the center of the orb! I try to kick it off, but my feet get stuck! I use the whole rest of my body, without success, to find myself in the orb! (No, I'm NOT the orb.) I use momentum and physics to roll the orb about 2 inches, then give up and sit there.