Capture the Orb

I take the orb that I believe I still have to the beach.

We're having an epic time.

I roll into the sea.

A tsunami (a dark one, at that) appears, and falls onto Mochaalatte. I, in my super-special-awesome helicopter, fly down and collect an orb from Mocha's unconscious body. I climb back into my helicopter, and quickly speed away to my secret base in a galaxy far, far away.

You have a  . The orb you need is  , which Mochaalatte still has.

@TDO: The heck does a random guy rolling into the sea have to do with this game?

You have a  . The orb you need is  , which Mochaalatte still has.

My horse is a motorbike, your argument is invalid. I indeed have the , the real , and not some cheesy made up fake orb.

@SF: Remember, there are three guys that are the orb-me, you, and sk76.

Anyways.
I roll of Kaizoman's weird horse-motorbike-thingy and head towards Wal-Mart to buy some orb polish.

And the shopkeeper of the Orb Polish selling area its *Drum roll*
ME!

"Hello and welcome to Mike Brothers Orb Polishing Corp. Wal-Mart branch. we have a big variety of Orb Poli-"
"Oh wait, Its you. The troubles you caused in the alien black market banned me from there and now i have to work in this stupid shop"
"Might as well trap you somewhere"

I trow you to the orb polish warehouse, close the warehouse with key. Activate the warehouse windows' closing protocol, and activate the Mark III Turret.

As I regain consciousness, I notice the orb is missing- then I remember. The beach. The waves. The sand. The ice cream. The negatively charged pulse ions.

Armed with my ocean sunfish, I hop on my motorized chain gun. It'll take a few story based sequences leading to the epic conclusion of the story arc, but I'm getting my orb back.

Watch out orb holder, you're goin'dowwwwwnnnnwnwnnwnnn.

@SF: Remember, there are three guys that are the orb-me, you, and sk76.

There's only one orb, which means there's only one guy that can be the orb. And i claimed that position before any of you could have done it.

You guys do realize no one has taken the orb back from me yet?
Also, no one can be the orb, nor be inside the orb. Thats just retarded. -_-'

So, I'm like, chillin down here at the beach, wondering when someone's cowboy pirate ninjas are going to jump out of the ocean and eat my face off.

@SF: NO, no, no. sk76 and me are ghosts that are possesing the orb, or at least part of it, and you just have your essence embedded in it.

Anyways. I decide to scream "HELP!" from the warehouse, then remember orbs don't have mouths. Argh.

@SF: NO, no, no. sk76 and me are ghosts that are possesing the orb, or at least part of it, and you just have your essence embedded in it.

Isn't that still being in it?

So, Kazio is like, chilling down there at the beach, when suddenly someone's cowboy pirate ninjas jumps out of the ocean and eat his face off.
Then i grab the orb and...

trow the orb to the orb polish warehouse, Activate the warehouse windows' closing protocol, and activate the Mark III Turret.

Then I enter the warehouse with a machine (Closing the door with key) and say:

"This is the "desessence-inator-o-tron 5000 awesome edition" Which hopefully will trow SF, sk76 and TDO souls out of the orb and into my war machines! MWAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA! *Cough* *Cough* and also put a shield in the orb so nobody tries to posses it again"

Desessencing progress:
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"Oh come on!"

I generically god-mod the orb so it ends up in my possession.

I also destroy that stupid machine because that noise it makes is really fricken' annoying.

"This is the "desessence-inator-o-tron 5000 awesome edition" Which hopefully will trow SF, sk76 and TDO souls out of the orb and into my war machines! MWAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA! *Cough* *Cough* and also put a shield in the orb so nobody tries to posses it again"

Desessencing progress:
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Thanks for the effort, FC, but luckily my ghost suddenly embeds itself (quite painfully, though) in the orb, forcing 1/3 of it to become my physical manifestation!