Capture the Orb

That's right, StraightFlame, you're pink! PINK! And also purple.[/size]
[/quote]I already knew that. But hey, it's better than purple and pink! (well, my next corrupt-a-wish wish will be to be mint green and white)

Anyways, i give everyone a 1/500 scale model of the Atomium (even though i have no limbs) and then suddenly yell ''Time Check: The time is 2:30'' and roll a bit away, and then check everybody's reaction on the Time Check, knowing that no one knows what it means.

Primitive instincts tell me to devour the orb and run far, far away.

VC: Drop in my bike.
VC: Await Result...
VC: Receive running shoes.

I run with these running shoes and steal the orb from sk76.
OH EM GEE I HAVE THE ORB

I hop out of your pocket/basket/whatever and point out that i am a fake orb. My soul logically goes back to the orb in that vending machine.

I use a atom bomb to blow open the machine and steal the orb and put it in my laboratory where I make a clone and put SF in it!!! 

From now on, every post that has fake orbs will be SKIPPED!

I hop out of your pocket/basket/whatever and point out that i am a fake orb. My soul logically goes back to the orb in that vending machine.

I use a atom bomb to blow open the machine and steal the orb and put it in my laboratory where I make a clone and put SF in it!!!  

skipped both.
OH EM GEE I STILL HAVE THE ORB  

GASP! You FIEND! ...Luckily, I have a spare orb: And I just somehow transferred SF's soul into it.
Side note: That's right, StraightFlame, you're pink! PINK! And also purple.

That's right, StraightFlame, you're pink! PINK! And also purple.[/size]

I already knew that. But hey, it's better than purple and pink! (well, my next corrupt-a-wish wish will be to be mint green and white)

Anyways, i give everyone a 1/500 scale model of the Atomium (even though i have no limbs) and then suddenly yell ''Time Check: The time is 2:30'' and roll a bit away, and then check everybody's reaction on the Time Check, knowing that no one knows what it means.
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Quote from: bumperpower64

VC: Drop in my bike.
VC: Await Result...
VC: Receive running shoes.

I run with these running shoes and steal the orb from sk76.
OH EM GEE I HAVE THE ORB

Quote from: bumperpower64

VC: Drop in my bike.
VC: Await Result...
VC: Receive running shoes.

I run with these running shoes and steal the orb from sk76.
OH EM GEE I HAVE THE ORB

Skipped those too, because that was a fake orb all along. I'm still in the vending machine.

Welcome to Vending machine,victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?
VC: Drop in a   face.
VC: Await result...
VC: Recieve orb.
Thank you for using Vending Machine!
OH EM GEE I STILL HAVE THE ORB  

I steal the orb and and FORCE MYSELF INTO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Oh...Wait... If SF is in there, then a SECOND ORB comes into existence to hold him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I go to the bathroom to do the opposite of eating, then flush. Good luck coming back to the orb capturing again.

The orb is too large for the pipes, and, consequentially, makes them implode into a geyser of somehow clean water. The water washes the..erm.. reverse eating off the orb. I then snatch the orb using my Hi-Jump boots and hand it to my alter ego.

I stop time (Forevah) and keep on living since no one tries to kidnap me anymore.

Luckly for me, im covered in those sparkles from Braid that makes objects not being affected by time powers. I gently grab the orb since nobody its willing to stop me.

I escape, undo what cannot be undone, and yell 'SingingSurger has the orb!'. Everybody starts doing the most inappropriate things to SingingSurger, not knowing that he... uh, i mean she (since a few seconds*) doesn't have the orb.

*With that i mean the fact that SingingSurger is a girl.

I use SuperSpeed shoes to run after SF and grab the orb.