Capture the Orb

It doesn't say anywhere that we aren't allowed to do that.

No, but it's kinda lame.

But I, being as sneaky as humanly possible, sneak up from under you and send a worm into your innards to retrieve the orb. Who wants it now?

Meee! Meeeeee! *obtained Orb* *ran to 4chan and hid the orb there, knowing that no one who has brains will ever go to 4chan*

Duh, me love 4chan. I take the orb from 4chan and shove it inside my brain which is lying on the floor in some shady alleyway for no raisin.

I pick up the fantastic cerebellum and dissect it so I can see the Secret. The Secret being how to go to 4chan and actually get out with your sanity, partial vision and no olfactory sense. While dissecting it, I find the orb, and put it in a crate labelled ONE WAY TO SINGAPORE, and, in fine print under that, TTI LLC,,. IS NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY HAPPEN TO YOUR PACKAGE. A van comes by and picks up the crate, taking it to the airport.

=|=

How to stop a truck on a one way trip to singapore?
*heads to singapore to await arrival of orb via jetpack*
What better way to defeat a 1 way flight, than to be at its destination?

I steal the orb and hide it in Robloxia... again...

i easily catch the orb in robloxia and i give it to some random man because it was useless.

I point out that Robloxia is pretty much infinite, and that i hid the orb inside one of  those 'Free bricks' near some guy's house. The (in)logic(al stuff) makes the orb teleport back there.

I point out that Robloxia is pretty much infinite, and that i hid the orb inside one of  those 'Free bricks' near some guy's house. The (in)logic(al stuff) makes the orb teleport back there.

Don't teleport the orb, its just stupid. -_-'

I Google the orb, and find it in a certain guy's free bricks (I then squash you with said bricks). I then shut off my internet so no one can reach me.

What you didn't realize is that once you shut off your internet, you can't carry the orb with you anymore. I take that orb, and give it to the next poster because i'm not in the mood for hiding it in my awesome base again.

Also, i don't think the version of Google you use can give you the results so fast i couldn't take the orb out there, dig a hole that leads to the center of the Earth and hide it in that hole before you receieve the search results. But myeh, details.

Aaaaaaaaand...

Don't teleport the orb, its just stupid. -_-'

I kill you for making up rules and accusing me of breaking the rule that doesn't exist. For revival, send a note saying ''StraightFlame is awesome, resistance is futile, all your orbs are belong to him'' to StraightFlame. Please allow four to six weeks for results (yes, your immortality is ancient, too).

I head on over to the Journey to the Center of the Earth ride at Tokyo Disneyland. After battling with a ferocious Lava Worm, I snatch the orb and head over to the Tower of Terror's elaborately maze-like queue and hide myself in the depths of it.

Um... That's not the orb. But whatever. I promised to give the orb to you, so...

StraightFlame orbface'd MochaaLatte.
Respawn in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

I respawn, the orb respawning conveniently in my hands. I then make several thousand clones of myself, then get an orb specialist to liquify the orb, and inject it into my very own bloodstream.

*cue StraightFlame*
StraightFlame says:
"No! You can't destroy my orb, so it automatically respawns in my hands."

Just kidding.

I obliterate you and every single on of your clones and force the orb specialist to tell me how to remove the orb pieces from all the gore 'n blood. Then, I take the melted orb and pour it into the next poster's ear. The orb magically re-orbifies inside his/her head, destroying his/her brain.

Luckily, I don't have a brain, so I just run away to the far corners of the internet, where no one would dare come out of fear of seeing what they can not unsee.