Capture the Orb

I run to Shawnachu and say "Long time no see!"

Anyway, I point you out to a conveniently placed police officer. While he is talking to you, I snatch the orb and hide it in a prison cell.

BUMP.

I punch the officer and go to prison. I find the orb tucked in the bed. I take it and sleep.

I steel tee orp, ant tayk id tew mai ultemaet kawstel ov dewm.

I infiltrate the kawstel of dewm, and bash in SF's head with a book called Grammar Adapted to the Hardest of Heads v2.0 = Now with more pain when you hit someone, steal the orb and hide it in the beacon of a remote lighthouse on an island somewhere in the Atlantic ocean.

=|=

I sail to said remote island on my pumpkin shaped boat, steal the orb, and unfortunately for me, the light goes out.

BUMP to the EXTREME max! -maxmaxmaxmax-

I take advantage of the light going out and -whisper-! I got the orb!

I knock you off a cliff (?) and steal the orb.

The cliff gets mad that you threw SingingSurger off it, so it jumps in the air and does a somersault and then lands on top of you.

I take the orb from Straightflame's hand, which then curls itself under the cliff (a la Wizard of OZ)

Then I go and jump over the rainbow.

Paradox!

1: Cliffs can't jump or do somersaults whatsoever.
2: Kaizoman666 didn't steal the orb, and Mochaalatte couldn't steal it according to statement 1.

So, since i'm still the one with the orb (and alive) i flee using my superior advantage-of-environment escaping skills to hide the orb where no one would ever look, in an indestructible locker that opens only when my fingerprint is detected by the handle.

Can't we just play the game without all this paradox or 'that doesn't count' stuff?

It doesn't say anywhere that we aren't allowed to do that.

I HAS A SOLUTION!

I use my VIP teleport rock to teleport to

user=Straightflame,

Then snatch the orb away and jump through the ceiling using my new found but only around for this particular post ghost powers.

...And then I go jump over the rainbow. AGAIN.

I awaited you on the other side of the rainbow, and i snatch the orb and eat it.

But I, being as sneaky as humanly possible, sneak up from under you and send a worm into your innards to retrieve the orb. Who wants it now?