Capture the Orb

I use my 1337 h4x0r 5k11lz to open the door to your storage room, then toss a nuclear bomb in. I shut the door to be completely safe from the explosion, and then reenter the room, and take the indestructible orb that's left over.

Then I flee into the depths of Lake Lakerior.

I strap on my superultraspecialawsome Scuba Suit, and swim to the depths of Lake Lakerior. With the help of Aquaman, I call upon the creatures of the lake to come and beat you to a pulp. Then I grab the orb, and Aquaman calls upon Cthulhu, who takes me to R'lyeh.


Also, SF...

Stupid mistake. I just snatch the orb

Wait, what? Did you not read the sentance at the bottom? You can't just warp the orb to you.

not being vapourized because SOMEONE HERE thought it was a good idea to bring his orb to the PC.

Yeah, you.

... How about i turn on your brain, so you could actually think?

Edit: Sorry for makin fun of kaizoman666.

Edit2: I still have the orb, because

indestructable scale 1:1 replicas of the orb.

indestructible orb that's left over.

They are all indestructible. So, you had a million orbs to take, but only one is real. And

waaaay hidden storage room

You don't have any clue about where the storage room could be.

I take the orb and go to the Chamber of Planets, from where i kill Kaizoman666, and do the same with anyone approaching me. I can control the universe from here, y'see.

I ask a fortune teller where the Chamber of Planets is. He tells me its in SF's house, in his closet. I bomb SF's house, and steal the orb from the rubble. Then I run off to NeverWonderland.

How can a dead person speak, let alone ask something?

How can a dead person speak, let alone ask something?

It's like in one of those badly programmed video games, where you just keep re spawning at the last checkpoint.

Anyways, I grow up, causing Neverwonderland to cease to exist. Then I grab the orb from the void that was Neverwonderland, and exit stage up.

You go up into a very crappy designed 8-bit level of SMB. A goomba appears.
Goomba used Lazor
It's Super-effective!
Moch took OVER 9000!!!!! damage!
The Techno-viking frowns!
SS swoops in and steals the orb!
Everyone got s'lowned!
I swing away on my vine, feeling pwnly

I use psionics to levitate shards of rock to break the vine. You fall to your death, and the orb falls to safety in the hands of...

MEEEEEEEEEEE (bah dah dah dup, da dup, da dup)

I then motor away on my Segway.

I go in my car and crash you, then i get the orb then i escape from the police

I come back to my life because I gots my deity powers back. I frown upon Firecat for not using proper grammar, and then MAGICALLY CONSUME FIRECAT! I then rip the orb out of my stomach and go sell it to a pawn shop for 4 bucks!
Wait no...
I take the orb to New Mexico and hide with Carmen Sandiego!

*sneak* *sneak* ... NOM! SingingSurger has been eaten. The orb is now in Firecat's possession, in SingingSurger's belly, in my stomach. And I am impervious to being eaten.

This is time for teh deity powahs.
I make PP MYSTERIOUSLY COMBUST!
Oh s*it. I'm cooking too. I burst out and take the orb.

I grab the orb from SingingSurger.

Then I head to the local Kareoke bar and set the orb as the prise for the competition.

Then I go to research what it is the orb does.

While you are poring over volumes of forgotten lore, I turn into a raven and quote scripture at you. You start yelling at me, eventually go insane, and shoot yourself. I then steal the orb because it is shiny.

  My game is so cool.
I run to Shawnachu and say "Long time no see!"
"Have I ever met you?"
"No..."
I swipe the orb and run off with my arms above my head flapping around like a madman.