Capture the Orb

I ban kill Kaizoman because he thought i made up rules. Kaizoman is not allowed to post anything here. And to punish all of you, that was a fake orb i still have the orb.

I get ticked off at everyone cheating over and over, causing a massive explosion of anger (what? I'm not good anger management) to cause everyone in the vicinity of the orb to be stripped of all of their items and fly to the planet Jupiter. The orb is still there for whatever reason. And then I lock it in an ectoplasm cage. Or whatever.

i still have the orb.

Seriously, that's a good way to get this topic locked.

Quote from: StraightFlame on January 16, 2010, 07:48:39

i still have the orb.

Seriously, that's a good way to get this topic locked.

Well, then, I propose a new rule: You must TAKE the orb from the previous poster. You may NOT teleport the orb back to you or claim that you still have the orb.

Quote from: Purple Pineapple on January 16, 2010, 19:09:13

Quote from: StraightFlame on January 16, 2010, 07:48:39

i still have the orb.

Seriously, that's a good way to get this topic locked.

Well, then, I propose a new rule: You must TAKE the orb from the previous poster. You may NOT teleport the orb back to you or claim that you still have the orb.

I have an idea. No more teleportation at all. No teleporting to or from. Unless you use a portal gun Yeah, none at all.

I KO you for making up rules (So, how does THAT feel, kaizo?) and still teleport the orb to me. And to make it more LOL, everyone except for kaizoman666 and SingingSurger can steal it from me.

I drop a sixteen ton weight on your head and take the orb. I place the orb in a top secret government facility, where it is guarded heavily.

This weight is a fake. Made of paper.

Hoh, yes. But which is heavier, 16 tons of lead, or 16 tons of paper?

I drop a missile near the facility, all the guards got to check so i just slip inside and take the orb, next thing i do its call a helicopter and get out here. All i have to do now its return the orb to the alien goverment, that if our copter dont get severed.

Your copter gets severed
I fly up to the aliens in a rocket ship, surpassing you. When you arrive, you give the orb to the aleins. I then proceed to pull off my alien mask and take the orb back to earth with me. I then create a force filed around it using some of the stolen aliens' technology.

Hoh, yes. But which is heavier, 16 tons of lead, or 16 tons of paper?

Do you mean '16 tons of lead, or a piece of paper with '16t' scribbled on it'?

Anyways, i use a disguise, and the force field thinks i am you (reference from the newgrounds.com game Aliens from planet Dave, in which a force field blocks the entrance to the first floor of Leo's house and a disguise gets you down there (you are on the second floor)) so i take the orb, and i use NaCl on all of you (Yep, in that game, NaCl is the name of the most effective weapon (it dissolves enemies)) and take the orb and lay it in the orb-stealing-free area, where everyone (except for me) who lays hand on the orb dies (if you are undead you turn regular dead)

I KO you for making up rules

I didn't make one up that time, I proposed a new rule.

Well, since NaCl is just salt, I reach in and take the orb. I then run off to who-knows-where to hide in my house's secret dungeon hidden thousands of miles beneath the surface. Its too hot down there for anyone to reach it, and the only reason I can go down there is because I'm actually a demon.

I didn't make one up that time, I proposed a new rule.

Well, that IS closer to making one than what i did. What i did didn't have to do ANYTHING with rules. You have to read older posts before jumpin to conclusions. And, eh,

I reach in and take the orb.

the orb killed you.

Everyone (except for me) who lays hand on the orb dies (if you are undead you turn regular dead)

See? And you are still KO'd for makin up rules. So... I still have the orb. And, this is not regular NaCl, it is ACID/DEMONIC YOU-DIE-ON-TOUCH ONLY-STRAIGHTFLAME-CAN-SURVIVE-IT NaCl!

See? And you are still KO'd for makin up rules. So... I still have the orb. And, this is not regular NaCl, it is ACID/DEMONIC YOU-DIE-ON-TOUCH ONLY-STRAIGHTFLAME-CAN-SURVIVE-IT NaCl!

Uh, what? How does salt kill me?

it dissolves enemies

I'm not an enemy. I'm an NPC. There, loophole.