Capture the Orb

Eh, the second word of 'Fake Orb' is 'Orb'. So the real orb disappeared too. Now all of the real orbs are gone too. I use my undo thingy to undo this mess. But i accidentally deleted too much!

SingingSurger finds an illuminating orb on a stand. He pockets it and runs.

I steal his pocketed orb by giving him a pock, the pocket the orb and run to a town called Pockorb. 

Just to stop this, it's making people not even have a chance, no more fake orbs guys! Steal it from them! K? So, I shatter every fake orb and don't interfere with the rest of the orb hunt.

How about we put it like this: There is only one orb, no more then one. There are NO fake orbs, look-alike orbs, mirage orbs, unidentified flying orbs, or any other form of orb besides the original. The orb is a nearly extinct species, okay?

Yes!

I go to Pockorb, hearing it's a nice place to stay. Suddenly, I spot Kaizo. So I shout, "It's pronounced Kay-Zo!" Then, Kaizo is so mad, he runs to me, and drops the orb. I run, pick it up, and use my (And now EVERYONE'S!) Power to shrink it down to the size of a gumball! I pocket it and go to the original shrine and make it grow, everyone can do that too, and I place it on the shrine. I booby trap the shrine, and get a demonic kitten to guard the shrine. I then jump off the edge, falling, and an eagle sweeps me up. I fly away to a far away land.

Using my grappling device, I fall from the ceiling of the shrine's room, and use my Portal Gun to make it fall from the shrine to my waiting hands. Then I put it in a Plexiglas Box and weld it shut.

I run to Mochaalatte, and sucker punch right in the face. He bleeds and falls to the ground, and dies. I pick up the orb and do nothing to the plexiglass.

Hehehe... What about Mochaalatte? There is no Mochaatatte here. Meaning that the orb in the plexiglas box is still in Mochaalatte's possession. I steal it.

Wait... that's it? You just TAKE the box from me?What kind of boring action is that!

Well sir, not only do I take the box from you, but I tie you to my Epoch, and, while travelling through time, cut the rope and send you flying into 1576 A.D.! ha!

And also, I'm now in London, 1874.

I simply let Mochaalatte die in the 1800s. The orb then sits there until the present. I go to London and pick it up. I then put it in a secret underground tunnel underneath the FBI headquarters.

Luckily, I have a friend in the FBI, and he finds the tunnel and the orb. He gives it to me since he has no use for it. I then run to some dance club to use it as a disco ball. (Not that I actually like disco, but...)

I return from London, 1874 or whatever, saying I dropped the orb to prevent a TIIIIIIME PARADOX.

Anyways, I enter a dance competition at said dance club and use my epic disco skillz to win the celebratory disco ball. So ya know.. I have the orb. I jump into the ruins of LA-MULANA.

Me teleportee to you 'n' stealee orbee. *looks at orb* Crud! Not another fake orb!

NO. IT'S A REAL ORB. YES. IT. IS.

Anyways, I have Mother capture your mortal soul in a halt in the time space continuum, and then I snatch he orb and head into the infinity corridor, where teleporting is impossible.

Lol, that was a fake StraightFlame. I still have the orb.