Capture the Orb

But since I took the orb, which is real,  what does that mean, since you have the-

Oh wait. you have a life jewel. Silly StraightFlame, that only increases the amount of time you live!

..yeah. I'm still where I was.

I teleport to that place and steal the orb. And put it in a dimension where everything except for the orb will be instantly vapourized. This is possible, because i teleported to that place. Just teleporting in that place is impossible.

As much as I hate to say it, you can indeed teleport into the dimensional corridor.

Anyways, I hire Alucard to turn into his vapor form, get the orb, and bring it back to me. Cuz ya can't vaporize what's already vapor. Anyways, with the orb in my possession, I flee back to the infinity corridor through the door in the center of the dimensional corridor.

My random logic states that no one can turn into a vapor form and stay alive. And since i hid the orb in my mind, Alucard got turned back into his human form and got vaporized before he got the orb. His ded lol.

You hid the orb in your mind? Then I call upon this guy to bring it out and give it to me.

Alucard is a vampire. He's already dead, so he can do whatever he wants. Humph.

Anyways, I nab the orb during your getting the orb from that guy. Then I blast off in my teleportation-proof rokit ship.

But i can do whatever i want in that dimension, sooooo... if anyone tries to steal the orb, i forget them.

Fine then, I use my giant lazar gun to turn you into a pile of ashes. Since a pile of ashes has no brain, it can't think. Since it can't think, it can not forget me. Therefore I steal the orb and run to Peru.

Way to go, kaizoman666. You accidentally destroyed the orb.

We already went over this. The orb is like a phoenix, it regenerates from its own corpse.

Anyways, I fly my rokit ship into Peru and use my Tractor Beam to nab the orb, and take off to places unknown.

I call Team Rocket to rocket me in a rocket to the universe your rocket rocketed to. I shoot a giant flaming boulder at your rocket, and it crashes on a nearby planet. I fly down and steal the orb from your dead body.

I then fly my rocket faster then light can travel to another dimension.

The orb is like a phoenix, it regenerates from its own corpse.

What corpse? kaizoman666 made it disappear. Anyways...
I suddenly regenerate, and remember that the orb is actually still where it was before i died. So i still have it.

Quote from: Mochaalatte on January 02, 2010, 22:45:30

The orb is like a phoenix, it regenerates from its own corpse.

What corpse? kaizoman666 made it disappear. Anyways...
I suddenly regenerate, and remember that the orb is actually still where it was before i died. So i still have it.

No, no it's not.

I use my sternness of voice to reject your logic and substitute my own!
..so yeah, the orb is still with Kaizoman

Epic failure, i still have it

What the heck. I made it impossible to steal the orb in any possible way. So i just give it to the next poster.