Capture the Orb

I suddenly get the orb. I have the orb, and no one can get it. Why? Because I made that thread. Fork you if you take it. The orb is mine now. Try to get it.






I'm ticklish. (That's a hint to yall noobs)

I use a super-magnet to get your fork. Now defenseless, you cannot stop me from grabbing the orb and hiding it in a couch. Which I then proceed to sit on.

The orb comes back to me.

  You heard the hint, right?

Aha! But you only got another fake orb to return to you. So, hah!

I finally got the hint!

I throw tranquilizer darts at everyone in the room, and then make off with all the orbs in the immediate vicinity, and run to my time-traveling sports utility vehicle!

..that's what the hint implied, right?

Obviously the tranquilizer darts missed me and PP. I snatch the orb, and put an anti-teleport thingy on it, as well as an indestructible shield that increases the lock's DEF to infinite. Try stealin the orb now, you guys. And don't use something that has to do with fake orbs. I put an identification mark thingy on it that is pixelprecise. So i will not take any fake orbs. And it is impossible to fake that mark.

The orb comes back to me. I use a real check, it's real. I shove up up my anus, and sit. LOOK AT THE HINT!

That counts as teleporting. LOL

SingingSurger, you just can't warp it back to you. You have to actually take it.


But, just to advance the game, I look at the hint, so I get the orb. Now I run away because I just used a loophole.

I enlist the help of the bounty hunter Samus Aran to steal the orb, and take it to my secret base in a disclosed location.

I still have the orb. Why? Because i say so. And to prevent this kinda confusion, i put it in a teleport-locked metal box with infinite DEF and place it between dimensions. And no, NOT in Flipside (main location at Super Paper Mario)!

Oh fine, I'll use the hint correctly this time.

I use my Epoch to time travel to the exact moment and place you start to put the orb between dimensions. Using my mind control device (which I just happened to have in my pocket),  I convince you to be chained down to a table. Then, taking off your shoes, I set up my automatic feather-duster wiggling machine at your feet, which tickles you mercilessly, rendering you useless!

..Oh yeah. and I take the orb and go to Peru.

Yeah, sure. If you looked closely, you saw it was fake. You ran all the way to Peru for nothin'.

But, because you need Orb Radiation to travel thru the areas of New CYOA, i give you the metal box. And the key. And the orb is still inside it. Wait, wasn't that SingingSurger? Myeh, shoulda been Mochaalatte. Pretty sure about it... right? Myeh, no way SingingSurger could know we are in this world.

This is getting too confusing.

I will now proceed to make it slightly less confusing.

I command my word eater to eat the words "Fake Orb"

Now all of the fake orbs are gone, and can never ever be created again.

EVER.

Also, I fly to the moon with what is apparently a box with the orb in it.