Capture the Orb

I pop your air bubble with an extendable spork.

...and i give the orb to FPB.

...and then I take off my FPB suit.  Yay, an orb!

...and then I put on a Nifflas suit, so that nobody is glad I have the orb.

EDIT: That sentence is supposed to read "everybody is glad I have the orb", or "nobody wants to take the orb from me."
Wow, it took me three days to notice this.

Ha! i am a Sublime-class Fake-orb-crafter on Puzzle Pirates. As well as a Sublime-class Fake-FPB-recognizor. (yeah, i know it, its misspelled) You can NOM that fake orb, since its made of Sugar Cane. I give the real orb to the real FlyingPigBoy.

I burst in to the scene from stage right using my reality-splitting tiiiiiime vooooortexxxxxx...


..and yeah, I take the orb and admire its sparkli-ness

I stuff a stick with superglue on it's tip down into your throat, and then proceed to pull the orb out. I then clean it off with Windex.

Since the other Mochaalatte was clearly fake ( ), I burst out of your windex bottle and steal the newly polished orb.

I proceed to use my space boots to fly to Sparnax IV of the Antlomita Nebula.

*teleport noise* *snatch* *TA-DAAAAAH!* *teleport noise*

*StraightFlame teleport noise* *malfunctioning teleport noise* *orb falls into my hands* Ooh. An orb. I fly to Austra.

My associates in Austria capture you upon landing, and use telekinesis to transport the orb to me.

Nice, but you can't beat this:

Teleporting+Fireproof gloves+Pyrokinesis=Fighting using pyrokinesis, a.k.a. StraightFlame.
Time for an epic SSBB style battle that doesn't make any sense!

Choose your character!
Straightflame confirmed: StraightFlame
Mochaalatte confirmed: Mochaalatte
Choose your weapon!
Straightflame confirmed: Pyrokinesis + Sword/shield
Mochaalatte confirmed: Telekinesis + Oversized sword
Choose battlefield!
Battlefield confirmed: Austria Downtown
3,2,1,GO!
*epic battle while neither of us notices/guards the orb*
*well, maybe Mochaalatte does, but...*

I shrink and teleport to Moch. I am so small that noone can see me. With my seemingly impossible strength, I left the orb and run to my secret lair and put it in Cryogenic Storage, and put an Anti-Teleport lock on it. Then I wizz on the door. Owned.

Using my gamecube controller, I end the brawl by pressing R, L, and start at the same time.
Then, with what is apparently Giant sword, I cut open the door and steal the orb in its cryogenic chamber.

Then, after running with mah super legs to peru, I throw away the sword. It's all ew now.

I come in and use my magic to take over Peru. Then, I outlaw orbs and confiscate it. I then use my diamond laser to place the orb in a 15 foot wide diamond, which I bury 20 feet underground.