7th of February of 2010:
Today I found a fully armed military base with turrets, tanks, and infantry. I decided it would be a good idea to explore it. Inside, I found a bedroom with an orb in it. On the orb was a note that said, "Ths is mah orb, plz dn't stel." I assumed it was a foreign language that meant, "Free orb to a good home", so I took it and ran home.