Capture the Orb

I climb Mt. Everest because I am pwnly man. I find the box, and fart on it. It suddenly opens. I take the orb and run.

I break the fourth wall and reveal that you are only a character in an internet forum game. Your head explodes, so I steal the orb and run to a castle to storm it.

I awaited you in the castle, and snatch it. I go further into the really complicated castle, with which i mean an endless maze, and hide it in a secret storage room.

I aim my Bonsai Bill at the castle, which blows it to smithereens. Then I use my X-ray scope to find the orb amongst the rubble.

And then I go into the castle of The Guy

You get killed by an apple (cherry?). I am The Guy, so my appleish servant brings the orb to me.

I eat the Kids and take the orb.

To make it more awesome: I will from now on log the EPICWINZ of the endless war between me and SingingSurger. So: To score me a first, i place the orb in a pretty obvious location, not with any locks or something, and offer 'free orbs' to anyone except for SingingSurger.

Me: 1  SingingSurger: 0

Firecat approaches your free orb stand, but all the orbs turn into laser guns (except for the real one, of course.) and begin firing. In the confusion, I grab the orb and place it in the cave of a robot dragon.

I disguise a emp bomb as a metal cake with oil frosting. The robot dragon eats it. and the EMP deacticvates it. so i just grab the orb and then i hide it in an "8" square of a minesweeper game.

I use my X-ray goggles to find the orb in Minesweeper, then proceed to flee into the unfinished Mega Man 10.

I run into the same game and a boss screen comes up. The boss is Mochaalatte and I defeat him (her?) by shoving him (her?) off into a void of unfinishedness. Then I take his (her?) power, in this case being the orb, and wait for 45 minutes while the game explains how to use it.

Backness is fun. I'm back.

Back. I'm here.

Back.

I hit FlyingPigBoy's Back.

While he's listening.  He drops the orb. I pick it up.

I'M BACK!

Hi, Back. I attack your back with a yack so your spine cracks and you fall like a sack. I pack you back in a suitcase filled with snacks and I throw you off a cliff. =D

Then I parachute down and steal the orb.

I float down next to you in my fully-equipped military parachute. My parachute guns you down and uses an anti-gravity field to bring the orb to me. (NOTE: If I land on the ground before anyone gets the orb, I press the "turn into fortress" button on my parachute.)