Capture the Orb

I kick PP in da (combusted) nuts and steal the orb... Then i give the orb to acid-on-guy-who-destroys-the-orb-pour guy SingingSurger

I run to the guy (Who is officially now named Xyo) and use a spirit power to read his mind, and tear it apart. Xyo's Brains leak out through his ears. I take the orb and vanish. I smell someone with an H in their name.

Uh... Who is Xyo? I gave it to YOU, SingingSurger. but myeh, you decide. After all, i gave the orb to you.

And now i will steal it back and place it back where it used to be, wondering why SingingSurger didnt activate any traps.
Click! Rumble rumble rumble... CRASH! I am now unofficially chased by a giant rock!

After the giant "rock" runs over you, it stops, a section of its surface opens up like a shutter, and I climb out.  It's an authentic rolling fake boulder-mobile! (available in 3 convincing colors - collect them all!)

I take the orb, and climb back into my boulder.

"Not so fast!" I shout dramatically, " I've rigged your boulder with plastic explosives!"

Kapow.

The miraculously unharmed orb falls into my grasp and I jump into my Batmobile, giggling like a small child.

Ugh... I'm sorry I've been gone. I got my new Vista Set up, and I'm back. So, anyway...

I run to the wreckage of the boulder and make a magnet out of the rocks. Yea.. I'm sweet. Anyway.. I use it to attract the IRON orb and I run off with it.

I stick out my leg and trip you. However, pigs have no arms, so I use my mind powers to levitate the orb and start walking away.

Now that it is levitating, it is clear to see that the orb is actually a .  It flies away into Within a Deep Forest under my keyboard control!

Neener neener.

Unfortunately for you, I am the dragons in Within a Deep Forest! I eat the orb.

*plonk*

HAHA!  I guess I forgot to say that I was controlling the orb from within my secret lab in the dragon's belly. (Boy, PP.  ur fat.)

Dragon a-splode, orb a-splode, and i have acid-proof everything that only i can get off, so no acid today, SingingSurger. I use a fake orb to make u think the real one exploded.
I got the orb now, and Exp HP is dead, meaning banned from the forum games section nah i am not that cruel.

I eat your acid-proof suit. SingingSurger seems very angry you exploded the orb. S/he also has a giant tub of acid. I snatch the real orb and fly to Mars.

I teleport to Mars to chase you.  When I arrive though, everybody's missing... including PP.

So the orb is all mine!  HA HA HA!

*glomps orb* nom nom nom nom nom nom nom... (wut)

I teleport to Mars to chase you.  When I arrive though, everybody's missing... including PP.

That's because you teleported to my fake Mars, fake orb, etc.. The fake Mars self destructs.

I reside on the real Mars with an air bubble.