Capture the Orb

Straightflame gives me the orb.

From now on, every post that has fake orbs will be SKIPPED!

I use my Book of Prophecy to drag the "orb" icon from SingingSurger to myself, and then secure the orb in a teleportation-proof,  indestructible box.

Oh yeah, and I give it to the Bad Dudes. Whatcha gonna do now, Ninjas, HUH?

(Book of Prophecy=Avalon Code reference. Look it up)

Key... key... key... Here it is!
*unlocks box and steals the orb*

Well, I run into you at the supermarket. I shoot you, and steal the orb. I then run all the way to Europe, even though I'm all the way in North America.

Well, I run into you at the supermarket. I shoot you, and steal the orb. I then run all the way to Europe, even though I'm all the way in North America.

Actually, it is impossible to run into me at a North-American supermarket. Because...

1. I live in Belgium
2. I never went to North-America
3. I rarely ever go to a supermarket

So, yeah, because of these statements the orb comes back to me. I then go to the top floor of what i think is called the Atomium (some kinda monument in Belgium) from where i will go to my giant amazing complicated (as in giant maze only me and my staff can escape) flying fortress with many guards and i hide the orb there in a teleport-proof indestructible box, and i hide the key on the other side of the fortress... Atleast i would if i could actually SUMMON THAT !@#$%^& FLYING FORTRESS! So i desperately try to summon it... DAMN YOU, 21ST CENTURY SPACESHIPS!

I go to Straightflame and go "phree orbz plz" He gives it to me and I give Straightflame a sucker punch right on back!

Uh... okay... here ya go... but please remember that...

1. I will take it back once i fixed that damn spaceship
2. There is no way you coulda found me here, but you anyways DO have the orb

*plays a crane game with a big crane and pulls the orb out of the hands of singingsurger*
He he he...  Creativity for fun and loot.
*stashes orb in cache of megaman spikes*
I'd like to see anyone take the orb out of these instant demolition spikes.

I rust the spikes with InstaRust and break them apart with a hammer. I take the orb and place it like follows:

I use my wing cap to swoop in on the orb and remove it safely from the wood.  Then I put the orb in my flying castle, held up by a levitation ring.

Go along with the reference, and get a cookie.

Straightflame, you can't get the orb because of a sentance/statement. You have to actually take it. [/offtopic]

I destroy your levitation ring with a rather large baseball bat, so the castle falls. I then use an extremely large magnet to pull the orb from the wreckage (even though its glass). I then jump in a bubble and fly to Neverland.

I cry because I can't go to Neverland. Suddenly Peter Pan comes up and says "I'ma firin' mah lazor!" He blasts a beam into the sky, which ACTUALLY hit's Kaizo's bubble. The orb falls, and it shatters. I pour acid on Kaizoman's body, take the orb and run off.

I cry because I can't go to Neverland. Suddenly Peter Pan comes up and says "I'ma firin' mah lazor!" He blasts a beam into the sky, which ACTUALLY hit's Kaizo's bubble. The orb falls, and it shatters. I pour acid on Kaizoman's body, take the orb and run off.

Doesn't that kind of contradict itself?

Anyway, God feels that I am too important to die now, so he revives me and brings me to wherever you are. I then use the power of God's LAZAR (BWAHHHHHH) to reduce you to a pile of ashes. The orb unfortunatly is destroyed too, but is remade. I then take the orb and use God's teleporter to bring me to a parallel dimension.

I modify my (theoretical) portal gun to rip a (theoretical) hole to the parallel dimension, and then accidentally fire the portal gun on the orb, transporting it to an unknown location.


Oops.

Easy. I steal your gun and jump into the portal, finding the orb. I then fire the same portal out into the vastness of space so when you enter the portal where the orb was, you get transported three billion light years away. [/portal logic]