Bored2death:
(4) (4 of 3) | Poof. The fire fizzles out from everywhere but the devil's realm. |
Yonowaaru:
(3) (4 of 3) | Concentrate. Concentrate! KABLAM! A cow appears in a blue puff of smoke. |
Firecat:
(2) (5 of 2) | You leap on the nearest bit of fire in an attempt to fuel it. It disappears shortly. |
LimeLemon:
(4) (6 of 5) | Because you submitted two actions, I've decided to only count your "prepares for disaster." You whip out your handy-dandy armageddon calculator! 1.. /.. 0.. =.. BOOM! The world around you begins to spin violently. Cracks appear in the Earth's crust revealing a molten lake of lava. Acid rain, earthquakes, and other catastrophes take place all at the same time. Now you've done it. |
Mathexpert:
(4 - 1) (2 of 2) | You eat some silly putty. It tastes awful. You begin to feel nauseous. |
Dataflashsabot:
(1) (6 of 0) | You do absolutely EVERYthing, thrashing around wildly in your bubble. Not much hppens. The trampoline rebounds it back up 20 to 30 feet. |
minmay:
(1) (6 of 4) | You cement the trampoline to the ground. |
Roll to dodge division by 0:
Bored2death (4): You watch as the ground around you crumbles. You skillfully climb the church and land on the other side.
Yonowaaru (4): You push your cow over, and use it as a shield.
Firecat (5): You enlarge your raincloud until it can counteract the effects of LimeLemon's stupidity.
NESgamer190 (5): You and Mathexpert skillfully hamster-wheel the bubble to a safe location.
LimeLemon (2): The cracks in the ground seem to radiate from yourself. Soon enough, the ground underneath you explodes, and you land on a ledge 5 meters down, 5 meters from the lava.
Mathexpert (6): You and NESgamer190 skillfully hamster-wheel the bubble to a safe location.
Dataflashsabot (6): Your crazed thrashing seems to steer your bubble clear of any and all projectiles. You manage to save the trampoline as well.
minmay (5): You leap across a stream of magma, dodging the acid rain.
*Armageddon will last three more turns.